Respect your elders, bro. I hope this kid gets punched in the face. I can’t even see the stats that he’s referring to on the screen (I hope they are accurate), but any cocky ass little dick like Luca should be thrown in timeout. I hope you agree.

Most of the campaigns nowadays should be reversed because America is going limp. Today is the 4th, we need to support the following:

  • Bald Eagles
  • Pro Wrestling
  • Nathan Hot Dog
  • Remington Rifles
  • Jack Whiskey
  • Dodge Vipers
  • Country Music
  • Fireworks
  • Budweiser
  • Fake Breasts
  • Shawn Kemp

Why I included this list in with the obnoxious little boy is in question with no answer. I’m hot. I’m tired.