Where’s Sam? He hasn’t blogged in two weeks and since I don’t actually like him I’m not going to text him to see if he’s okay, but I’m still a little worried.

Don’t worry everyone! Although I’ve gotten zero inquiries about whether or not I quit blogging, I feel like it’s important that I tell you I’M BACK.

My brief life update is:

  • I moved into my new apartment (I’d post pictures but don’t want to be laughed at)
  • I got internet and wifi TODAY (so get ready for a shitload of posts)
  • I started working at Stortz Tools (I have a post coming about that)
  • I’m still single

So stay tuned ya cucks!