Counting the Days

Counting the Days

I’ve been alive for 14,700 days. That number struck me as I woke up at 3am yesterday. It seems like a big number, but it’s not. I was hanging out with some dogs and one of them was 6 and was slowing down. That’s only 2,500 days. Considering you spend...
I Bought Half a Limo

I Bought Half a Limo

Why would I buy half a limo? Do I get the front half? The back half? The top half? These are inconsequential details. The important point to remember is that I have a limo…you do not. Is there a back story behind this purchase? Not really. Hafer’s friend...
The Golf Swing

The Golf Swing

It was past 1am on Saturday night and I’m sweating the Oregon game. I have $250 on Oregon +2.5, and I’m trying to make up for my previous two underdog losses, so I’m stuck pretty good. Concurrently, I have $20 each on Sam Baristow (130-1) and...
What Do YOU Care About?

What Do YOU Care About?

This was inspired by Tom’s most recent post discussing some of the issues the US is dealing with today. When I read Tom’s post, believe it or not, I mostly agreed with the issues highlighted; I think the migrant problem is real, social media censorship is...
All the Russian Burns

All the Russian Burns

Russian advert made to mock Russians that leave for the United States. pic.twitter.com/5eQJezQ9HI — Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) March 18, 2024 List of American Burns Loser Husband – Pink hoodie, sickly, overweight, unkempt long hair Vegetarians Behind...