It’s true. After being 99% off Twitter for the last two months, I’M BACK BABY!

But there’s a catch.

First, samstortz_SODMG is now a private account. Anyone trying to dig up my old tweets will have to be someone I know. As far as I know I only used a bad word once when yelling at Jake Diekman and I deleted it.

Second, I unfollowed A LOT of accounts. I currently follow only 48 accounts.

Who do I still follow?

• Sports news people
• Sports betting people
• Accounts I find funny
• Close friends who still tweet
• Trump

This is how Twitter is supposed to be done. 80% of my followed accounts were things I didn’t actually care about. I would just scroll through my Twitter feed reading the first word of a tweet then going to the next one knowing I didn’t care about any of them.

Also I’m OUT on politics. Politics on Twitter is the worst.

Look at your twitter, ask yourself why you follow so many cucks, then go to your followed, and unfollow the shitty ones. Your life will still probably suck, but you won’t waste as much time reading about how other peoples lives suck and that the world is falling apart.