by Tom Stortz | Apr 1, 2024 | General |
After striking out completely on the DP World Tour and PGA, it all came down to household names Retief Goosen (35-1) and Sarah Schmelzel (50-1). Goose was playing well, but struggling to make a birdie. A bogey on 17 by Alker tied Goosen for the lead with 1 to play. On...
by Tom Stortz | Mar 31, 2024 | General |
I’ve been alive for 14,700 days. That number struck me as I woke up at 3am yesterday. It seems like a big number, but it’s not. I was hanging out with some dogs and one of them was 6 and was slowing down. That’s only 2,500 days. Considering you spend...
by Tom Stortz | Mar 26, 2024 | General |
Why would I buy half a limo? Do I get the front half? The back half? The top half? These are inconsequential details. The important point to remember is that I have a limo…you do not. Is there a back story behind this purchase? Not really. Hafer’s friend...
by Tom Stortz | Mar 26, 2024 | General |
It was past 1am on Saturday night and I’m sweating the Oregon game. I have $250 on Oregon +2.5, and I’m trying to make up for my previous two underdog losses, so I’m stuck pretty good. Concurrently, I have $20 each on Sam Baristow (130-1) and...
by Tom Stortz | Mar 19, 2024 | General |
Russian advert made to mock Russians that leave for the United States. pic.twitter.com/5eQJezQ9HI — Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) March 18, 2024 List of American Burns Loser Husband – Pink hoodie, sickly, overweight, unkempt long hair Vegetarians Behind...
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