This Saturday, August 28th, Stortz Fest 2021 is going down.

What is Stortz Fest?

Good question! It’s a party at my parents house in the suburbs starting around 4pm. There will be a lot of Stortz relatives and friends.

What will happen there?

Good question! We’re having a big tent, dance floor, beer, CATERED food, games, people, all the ingredients you need for a party.

Am I invited?

Yes you are! Every single person on the planet is invited. Just contact a Stortz if you want to go!

Aren’t you worried too many people will show up because of this post?

If every person who reads this post shows up, we might be able to field a game of Corn Hole!

See you there!