Evan came up with the Haunting of Full House and I provided the photoshop and lyrics. I chose not to include the dresser in the picture. Enjoy.

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh
Whatever happened to immorality.
The ghosts, the ghouls, spooky zombies?
How did I get to dying here?
Somebody tell me please!
This old house’s confusing me.
With bent neck freaks as mean as you’ve ever seen
Ain’t a soul who knows your tune.
Then a little voice inside you whispers,
Danny Tanner don’t bend your neck, so soon

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There’s a neck (There’s a neck), at a 90° angle.
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There’s Hill House, and dead people who need you
Everywhere you look.

When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone,
A dust pan is waiting to clean your home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
(Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow)