If you follow Twitter, you’d know that there are a bunch of pussies complaining about the conditions of the Players tournament in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida this weekend. It’s too windy! It’s too rainy! These are unfair conditions! Give me a break. As long as the ball isn’t rolling off the green because of heavy gusts, let these guys show us what they are made of. They are the best players in the world and it’s entertaining to see them have a tougher challenge than pin shooting. Who cares if they make a 10 on the 17th? It’s what the fans want, not the players. It’s not like this tournament is called the Players or anything.

At 9:27 am, I’m tailing a bet on the Euro Tour for Ardi Arnaus. He moved to +130 after I took this screenshot to share.

If I can hit this 28-1 shot, it’ll pump my bank account up for the rest of the Players. Plus I spent the 7 bucks to watch ESPN plus coverage which is surprisingly good. This gives me the opportunity to tail Louis all day which is fun for me because I take him to lead the 2nd round, win his matchup, and win the tournament. Golf will play on until 7pm tonight which is also awesome because we get a final round Monday. Yeah, I bet a lot of work will get done…