Trois Amis

Trois Amis

I’ve been slow posting this trip from the beginning of March, but it’s important to record uncommon events. Jeff, Julia, and myself took this trip together as a business/personal trip to Paris for 3 nights, Stuttgart for 2, and then 3 in Lisbon. I’ve...
Hitting the Goose!

Hitting the Goose!

After striking out completely on the DP World Tour and PGA, it all came down to household names Retief Goosen (35-1) and Sarah Schmelzel (50-1). Goose was playing well, but struggling to make a birdie. A bogey on 17 by Alker tied Goosen for the lead with 1 to play. On...
Counting the Days

Counting the Days

I’ve been alive for 14,700 days. That number struck me as I woke up at 3am yesterday. It seems like a big number, but it’s not. I was hanging out with some dogs and one of them was 6 and was slowing down. That’s only 2,500 days. Considering you spend...
I Bought Half a Limo

I Bought Half a Limo

Why would I buy half a limo? Do I get the front half? The back half? The top half? These are inconsequential details. The important point to remember is that I have a limo…you do not. Is there a back story behind this purchase? Not really. Hafer’s friend...
The Golf Swing

The Golf Swing

It was past 1am on Saturday night and I’m sweating the Oregon game. I have $250 on Oregon +2.5, and I’m trying to make up for my previous two underdog losses, so I’m stuck pretty good. Concurrently, I have $20 each on Sam Baristow (130-1) and...