I don’t post as much these days, but when I do, I give you gold.

I pee in the shower all the time. If you don’t you’re either lying or weird. But for some reason it’s not always easy to pee in the shower for me. Like if I don’t have to go THAT bad I get a little stage fright and it’s stressful and I can’t go.

But a month or so ago I figured out how to piss every time. I don’t even know how I figured this out, but it works EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

We all stand in the shower with out back to the water (I think). And the mental strategy of being surrounded by water / thinking of water in order to make yourself pee kind of works, but I learned you literally need the running water ON your wang to enable yourself to pee.

So instead of standing BACK to the water, stand FRONT to the water.

I don’t know the science behind it but I swear having the running water go down your chest and over your wang makes you pee instantly. One of the biological miracles that we can’t explain. Try it for yourself.

I hope your day is better now knowing this little trick.