I have not posted in almost three weeks. A big reason for that is that I’ve been moving all my shit into an apartment with my GIRLFRIEND. In fact, I’m writing this post from our new apartment.
I’ve never lived with a girl. That’s not true. I lived with my mom and sister when I was growing up. But never since I was a teenager.
So I need tips for living with a girl. Meghan has seen my apartment and knows how I live, but she hasn’t seen me live. And I need to make sure I live the right way.
Here’s what I have so far:
- Don’t sit on the couch after a run.
- Flush the toilet no matter what’s in it, even just water.
- No blowing your nose in the shower(?)
- No sleeping naked (??????)
- Use the dishwasher.
- Don’t yell at chess.
And that doesn’t even include the cats which are basically an extension of me.
But there has to be more. Save me some trouble. What mistake am I going to make that isn’t listed here?
I’ll hopefully get back to posting regularly once the move is complete.