*About the leave the Avalon house at the end of family vacation*
Mom:“Whose toothbrush is this in the bathroom?”
Tom: “It’s mine, you can throw it out, it’s been a week.”
Me: “Lol you don’t actually replace your toothbrush every week right?”
Tom: “The only one loling here is you.”
That last bit was made up, but Tom did say he replaced his toothbrush every week. I don’t think he was kidding.
THIS CANNOT BE NORMAL
I probably go through 3-4 tooth brushes a year. TC goes through 52?
Tom will point to my poor dental hygiene to invalidate my claim (I actually have excellent dental hygiene, I just don’t go to the dentist) but I think that’s irrelevant.
Please confirm that this is insanity. Or Tom, explain your position.
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