I recently (re)joined Tinder and Bumble. I’ve had a few quality nibbles, but no meet-ups yet. The feature image is an actual conversation I had today.
The thing I’m lacking most is the PROFILE (though with pick-up lines like that one the profile might not matter).
Right now my profile is blank. One time I gave my phone to a friend and he made it “I got my penis stuck in the sink and voted for Trump seven times“. I got zero matches during that time.
The profile is tricky. Obviously you want to be funny, but being funny and original is challenging.
Help me out friends. What should I make my profile?
“A dapper young gentleman with an interest in feline philanthropy and semi-professional blogging. I may be able to out-run you, but distance splits make the heart grow fonder. I’m still exploring the wealth of condiments available nationwide and need an adventurous partner to guide me through the pitfalls. Open to dipping sauces.
My greatest accomplishment:
Overcoming an endless life-time supply of teeth.
My biggest weaknesses:
Determining where “I AM HERE” is on a mall map kiosk.
My biggest strengths:
Super-human strength. Big heart. Big smile. Creating laughter. I will also wear women’s running attire in public if that is all that is available. Unbelievable orgasms. #commitment”