This Saturday, August 28th, Stortz Fest 2021 is going down.
What is Stortz Fest?
Good question! It’s a party at my parents house in the suburbs starting around 4pm. There will be a lot of Stortz relatives and friends.
What will happen there?
Good question! We’re having a big tent, dance floor, beer, CATERED food, games, people, all the ingredients you need for a party.
Am I invited?
Yes you are! Every single person on the planet is invited. Just contact a Stortz if you want to go!
Aren’t you worried too many people will show up because of this post?
If every person who reads this post shows up, we might be able to field a game of Corn Hole!
See you there!
Just passed this on to my senior softball league. Should be good for 100 additional guests. Oh, asked them to pass it on too.
Did you read the post Bill? You have to contact a Stortz if you want to make the guestlist. Email me your softball team roster and I can probably get them in but the whole league will be a stretch.
Whoops. Sorry about that. They’re old. They won’t eat much.
What’s the over/under on girls? 1.5?
(The comments on this blog are a mess! Sometimes they show, sometimes they don’t. It showed one comment before this one but I can’t see what it says. I assume it is also a reference to the lack of women that will be there)
Stortz Fest 2021 was a HUGE success. Thank you John and Nancy, Tom, Sam, Laura and Jeff.