by Tom Stortz | Jul 17, 2019 | Blog, General
Being an Expert “Expert” analysts who give recommendations without any historical data to their results is baloney. Here is a Tweet from Rockchalk saying Brad Evans isn’t good with running backs. Every year I buy the Ryan Mathews or the Royce...
by Tom Stortz | Jul 16, 2019 | General
The FaceApp has blasted off due to its ability to accurately depict how you will age. It reminds me of this scene in Silicon Valley. Richard had wowed the tech world shrinking file sizes, was replaced as CEO from his own company, and here he is applying for a new job....
by Tom Stortz | Jul 12, 2019 | General
Bzzzzzz. Bzzzzz. Bzzzzz. I fully awoke at 6:42am after hearing the vibration of my neighbors alarm for the 3rd time that morning. That lazy sack of shit needs a permanent snooze. I got naked and turned on the water before jumping in to make sure the water was hot. In...
by Tom Stortz | Jul 11, 2019 | General
You will see another theme change for this website. Unlike most times, I have a plan. I’ve hired a freelancer who designs websites for another project I’m working on. He’s smarter than me with website design. By a lot. Our business website runs Divi...
by Tom Stortz | Jul 11, 2019 | Featured, General, Opinions
Vince Quinn on WIP brought up a Tweet that said, “paper towels are better than napkins.” I agree more than how awesome this bee saving his boy from a hornet is. I drive with a napkin over my coffee cup lid. Whenever I hit a bump, the coffee spills out the...
by Sam Stortz | Jul 10, 2019 | Featured, General
I don’t watch stand-up comedy but had heard enough about Aziz and his Netflix special Right Now that I figured I’d give it a watch for an hour. I didn’t have much expectation going in. His general themes were wokeness (specifically white people),...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 28, 2019 | Featured, General, Sports
With free agency just days away I get so triggered with how many players are labeled “a top 5 player in the NBA”. There are like 9 different top 5 players. So I’m giving the OFFICIAL Splittingtens NBA top 15 players ranking based on my limited...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 26, 2019 | General, Sports
I’ve belonged to Woodcrest for 6 weeks now. Country Club golfing is superior mainly due to reduced wait times and better course conditions. If you have the money and time to golf, it’s worth it. I’ve been golfing since I was 13. Bud and I took...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 25, 2019 | General, Opinions
Evan said I wasn’t using enough lightning bolts so I figured I’d throw 2 out there. My phone tracks my steps. I never asked it to and don’t know, or care, how to shut it off. It tries to pressure me into being active. “Get your fat ass to the...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 21, 2019 | General
Could you guess the amount of people who went to this site yesterday? … Take a guess. … … More than 10? …. … 20?!?! One last chance. … 65. I bet you didn’t guess that. It was the featured image that I’ve since removed....
