by Sam Stortz | Jan 15, 2020 | General |
I’ve been waking up at about 4am roughly every morning for the last two years that it doesn’t even seem strange to me anymore. But when I told Weens and Wevs this recently, they were mind-blown. Here’s what happens. I have the only cat in America who...
by Tom Stortz | Jan 14, 2020 | General |
I don’t like taking sleeping pill’s to go to sleep. It feels like it’s cheating. I take this stance with just about every “medicine” that is out there. Ridiculous word by the way. Doctors use it religiously because they make money...
by Sam Stortz | Jan 14, 2020 | General |
Radio 104.5 played Harmony Hall by Vampire Weekend TWICE today. Both times had the piano solo and guitar solo cut out. They decided to take a 4:30 song down to a 3:30 song by removing the BEST PART OF THE SONG! Seriously, you hear the chorus of that song five fucking...
by Tom Stortz | Jan 10, 2020 | General |
I posed a question to Sam the other day, how much does this line running through the middle of a page bother you? He said, “a 2 or 3”. I said, “it bothers me about a 7 or an 8.” Now I’ll explain the differences of our characters and why...
by Tom Stortz | Jan 9, 2020 | General |
I’m wrong more often than right when predicting the future. Most people are. However, when it came to Lamar Jackson and his breakout year, I was all over it and am failing to capitalize. Bud and I were sitting at Miller’s last year in week 16 and we were...
by Sam Stortz | Jan 7, 2020 | General |
The featured image is a clip of an article on ESPN right now. It says: ‘BAYLOR made $4.1 million this season as Baylor’s coach.’ OBVIOUSLY it’s supposed to say Rhule, not Baylor. Anyone with a brain knows that. And it’s in the second...
by Tom Stortz | Jan 7, 2020 | General |
I lost $2,850 in 2018 playing DFS sports. I lost $1,650 in 2019. I subscribed to Fantasy Labs. I tried Awesomo. I belong to Establish the Run & PFF. Nothing seems to work. For 2020, my intention is to give this industry 0 dollars and you shouldn’t either...
by Tom Stortz | Jan 4, 2020 | General |
It’s always bizarre to me to that that Mean Girls was created 16 years ago and that Amanda Seyfried, who played the ditz, ended up becoming a popular actress (I was going to write award winning but turns out she isn’t recognized in that light ((also...
by Sam Stortz | Jan 2, 2020 | General |
Below is a list of goals I set in January 2019. I GUARANTEED 75% completion, and managed to do 9 out of 20, though my Achilles ruined five of them, so 9/15 is 60%, not terrible. I was happy to do some, sad to miss out on others, and will have a 2020 list shortly. Go...
by Tom Stortz | Jan 2, 2020 | General |
I’m not a fan of new year resolutions. It’s 1) a mockery to the moronic 2) it’s admitting that you suck. What a farce that since numbers rotated 1, you’re all of a sudden going to change. You won’t. And if you already suck, and...
