by Tom Stortz | Jun 10, 2026 | General |
Let me run you through my last few days. A few months ago, I did 30 days without alcohol. Then I went to the UK and drank responsibly the entire trip. When I got home, I’d have a few beers during a round of golf. Nothing crazy. Then this past weekend happened....
by Tom Stortz | Jun 5, 2026 | General |
I feel like I write some version of this post every year, but it’s always fascinating enough that I have to revisit it. One of the biggest obstacles to improvement in golf isn’t your swing, your equipment, or your lack of practice time. It’s how...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 3, 2026 | General |
I was taking a piss in the weeds when, after zipping up, I looked over and saw Watkins comparing my driver to his. My actual Titleist driver. He said, “Sorry, you just touched your dick, so this isn’t the best time, but you should feel the difference...
by Sam Stortz | May 30, 2026 | General |
My Strava profile is public for the sole reason that if someone clicks to it, I want them to see my PRs. That’s it. No other reason. If it was private, they couldn’t see my times. What’s the point of running if you’re not going to tell everyone...
by Tom Stortz | May 28, 2026 | General |
As a business owner, I see the world through the lens of making money. Most businesses are not going out of their way to help customers. Sometimes they do, usually when they have too much inventory or can’t move a product. Then you’ll get a “deal.” Over time, I’ve...
by Tom Stortz | May 27, 2026 | General |
My mom asked me this question yesterday and I don’t think she meant it to be profound. I was complaining, as usual, about the routineness of life. I had just gotten back from a physical with a doctor I see every couple years and felt like a test subject being...
by Sam Stortz | May 25, 2026 | General |
JC, my dad, came to work on Friday and we had a stunning conversation. Something politics adjacent came up, and JC, a Trump supporter, said: You know, Donald is really starting to piss me off. Oh. My. God. I’ve read headlines that republicans are turning on...
by Tom Stortz | May 20, 2026 | General |
I time-traveled through old Facebook posts yesterday for no reason. Wondering why Lindsay Clark kept posting on my wall telling me we should hang out and wondering why I never wanted to. Getting a random girl in a college class to become your friend felt like...
by Sam Stortz | May 18, 2026 | General |
We watched Marty Supreme this weekend and I have to address something about this movie. I know it’s been out for 6 months. I don’t need any ‘late-to-the-party’ comments, though I would take that over no comments on this post, so go right ahead....
by Tom Stortz | May 16, 2026 | General |
After completing 30 days of sobriety, I was ready to go on a bender. I can already feel the audible gasps and disappointments. Fortunately, although I did have some drinks, I didn’t create any phone breaking, random encounter debauchery. Most nights I was in bed...
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