by Tom Stortz | Nov 27, 2021 | General |
I stay away from football posts because no one cares about your fantasy team. This week though I will be executing a betting scheme that involves blind faith instead of logic. Lately, I’ve been getting crushed gambling. I’m talking winning 3 of my last 29...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 26, 2021 | General |
I watched a golf tip from ScratchGolfTips on short chips that says get your hands higher, shaft forward, and weight on left side. I thought to myself, “I’ve heard the last two, but I’m going to try moving my hands higher.” I have followed this...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 21, 2021 | General |
Yesterday I (and Jeff) raced the Rothman 8k in Philly. Here’s how the race went. I was hoping for roughly 5:40 pace. My first mile was 5:20. Shit. I kept thinking to myself “Am I accidentally running 5k pace even though this is an 8k? Am I in huge...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 17, 2021 | General |
Red (Taylor’s Version) came out and everyone lost their mind. I’m not going to rank all 30 songs because that’s too much effort and I would get trashed for not having Girl At Home last. But I WILL rank the ‘new’ songs just for a quick...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 17, 2021 | General |
The seasons change and the weather turns cold. I’ve already switched to full time jeans mode and am preparing for full winter jacket. I have a similar post each year but I hate the cold. For an unknown reason, I have very poor circulation to my extremities. My...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 16, 2021 | General |
Is this the worst fantasy week you’ve ever seen? Every managerial decision I made was wrong. To make matters worse I traded Stefon Diggs for AJ Brown and Cole Beasley this week. Diggs had 26 and my new guys combined for 5… I was curious just HOW bad this...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 13, 2021 | General |
I don’t post as much these days, but when I do, I give you gold. I pee in the shower all the time. If you don’t you’re either lying or weird. But for some reason it’s not always easy to pee in the shower for me. Like if I don’t have to go...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 13, 2021 | General |
I was watching Champions golf and saw Phil Mickelson competing against the likes of Jim Furyk, Vijay Singh, and Kirk Triplett (Langer hurt his back). I started wondering if Phil would rather play in this event or the Houston Open which is the PGA event this week. To...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 10, 2021 | General |
I take stances within this blog because it makes for better content. There will always be some level of serious in what I’m writing about, but I might only truly care 50%. Life is too short to take too much too serious but this is an issue I’m 100%...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 9, 2021 | General |
I’ve got an in depth Travis Scott/ AstroWorld post upcoming that is taking me a while to piece together with all the demonic undertones and enraging frequency music waves. This is a 15 minute shit post before bowling that I’m throwing together to keep you...
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