When Dogs Poop

When Dogs Poop

I’m not a dog person, they seem like too much responsibility. Recently I’ve gotten into the same encounter like five times and it’s one of my least favorite things that happen with dogs: The dog starts taking a shit and I make eye contact with the...
The New Set Up

The New Set Up

Ready to have your mind blown? I’m writing this blog on the TOILET. How am I doing that you ask? Because I got a new laptop. An Acer Swift 3 where it doesn’t die instantly after being unplugged. And not only did I get a new laptop, but since writing that...
When Did L Become M?😕

When Did L Become M?😕

Say goodbye to more readers with another unpopular opinion. I’m 6ft, 175 lbs. When I’m on a running kick I can hit 170 and when I slack I balloon to 180. I don’t let myself slip out of this range because it’s where I feel healthy. I also...
The Blog Works

The Blog Works

This post should really be titled “The Blog Works… FOR ME”. I haven’t written very many posts lately, and pretty much none have been hot takes (though Spongebob being the GOAT was scorching hot) Instead my posts have been mostly asking for help...
You Look Like?

You Look Like?

I was on the first tee today and paired up with a 2some. As I’ve played more often at my club, I’ve had opportunities to play with random members and I generally enjoy it. There have been a few times when a single declines pairing up because they want to...
Harris English Tests Positive For Covid 19!

Harris English Tests Positive For Covid 19!

Harris English is not a household name. Unless you play DFS golf, he should never be on your radar. Yesterday he became the 5th player to test positive for Covid 19 joining Nick Watney, Dylan Frittelli, Cameron Champ, and Denny McCarthy. Why am I using Harris English...
Cancel Culture Kills Country

Cancel Culture Kills Country

Going back in time to reveal ugly truths about the past is damaging. It’s a low form of entertainment to dig for ratings and eyeballs. Our culture should be chastising the people doing it instead of forcing fake apologies. Examples in recent weeks stem from...
Cancel the Parties

Cancel the Parties

There is an hour long talk hosted by Mark Cuban on Sirius called “Ask Me Anything”. Production was inexperienced, the callers seem like average entrepreneurs, and Cuban does a good job answering the questions directly. One question asked to him was what...
My Next Big Purchase

My Next Big Purchase

I haven’t blogged in a week. In the past my lack of posting has been for a variety of reasons – lack of a chair, lack of a song to write to, not enough mind altering substances, etc. – but I’ve uncovered the REAL reason why the blog has slowed...
High Post

High Post

Earlier this week I took a weed edible. As you’ll see below, it didn’t hit me until five hours later. But when it hit, it hit pretty good. I finally worked up the courage to write this nebulous post I’d be hyping up. I was and still am self conscious...