Waking Up

Waking Up

5:42am – My alarm goes off. Snooze is an afterthought when the pain and punishment of traffic looms by sleeping in. 5:47am – I decide if I want to shit before showering knowing that I’ll be shitting again after I drink coffee. I’ll usually...
It Affects Us All

It Affects Us All

If I used affect vs effect wrong in that title, I give up. Inflation These are the clips I enjoy. It explains the dynamic between citizens, politicians, and taxes. 💯 pic.twitter.com/lrfyLK3ID9 — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 10, 2024 National Debt The national...
That Small Change

That Small Change

On Sunday at 12:59pm, I had set a winning DFS lineup. I rocked the 1pm games with a triple Burrow-Chase-Higgins stack, and I chatted with Bud about my current players in the 4pm’s. I decided to move a few players around and the original lineup would have won me...
The Betting Roll

The Betting Roll

Jordan asked me for some bets on Sunday and I gave him a Hurts-Collins anytime TD, 4-1 winner. He took that bet and put it into a 100-1 parlay with 3 other bets I gave him that missed by 11 Derek Carr passing yards. The new found issue with gambling is that...
The Gift that Keeps Giving

The Gift that Keeps Giving

1 Rec and 2.5 Yards Away Who is Preventing This? Chase scores on the first drive. Ekeler hauls 2 catches and 22 receiving yards 5 minutes into the game. He scores a TD on the Skins 2nd possession. Burrow surpasses 150 at half. I might win these. Ekeler’s...