Never a Dowdle

Never a Dowdle

When JC came back to Vegas he was telling me how his friends were playing blackjack min betting watching their stacks were getting worn down. JC’s strategy is plunging. This is where you pick a spot and throw your stack on the line. It leads to wild swings but...
Why I Get So Worked Up

Why I Get So Worked Up

The formula for life isn’t confusing. Work hard. Don’t commit crimes. Be productive. If every human went down this path of meritocracy, I guarantee this country would be better. Instead we have 42 million people on food stamps. 42 million people...
Breaking It Down for Dumb Humans

Breaking It Down for Dumb Humans

This is Omar Fateh who is running for mayor of Minnesota. The people who see this, and think this is ok, are the people I’m trying to reach because any negative statement made about this will immediately be fought with Islamophobia. I found this little nugget...
If You’re Tired, You’re Showing Up

If You’re Tired, You’re Showing Up

A big titty Instagram faux influencer shared the title of this post with me last week. It didn’t come across like it would have from Socrates or Plato, but her inverted face (she was upside down for some reason and her boobs were scrunched up to her head by...
You May Hate Trump…

You May Hate Trump…

But what’s about to happen in New York City will show the Democratic party leaping off the deep end. Frankly, it’s not even democracy… it’s socialism. Free transportation, freezing rents, universal healthcare. Mamdani leads a socialist rally in...