Myopia Theory

Myopia Theory

The myopia theory was first suggested by psychologists Claude Steel and Robert Josephs, and what they meant by myopia is that alcohol’s principal effect is to narrow our emotional and mental fields of vision. It creates, in their words, “a state of...
Uneasy Ubers?

Uneasy Ubers?

I don’t mind Uber conversations as I’ve read people with social anxiety dislike it. Myself, I find it awkward and rude to go into Uber’s with headphones or look down at my phone for the entire ride. Anyone who does this is shaking their head right...
Changing of the Seasons

Changing of the Seasons

Been a while since I’ve wrote a post, boys. Credit to Hafer for introducing me to Letterkenny, a funny show. To the rest of you dusters, give your balls a tug. Fall is upon us and I can only see my blog posting diminishing, which is sad, because this is my first...
A Clucking Chicken Sandwich

A Clucking Chicken Sandwich

“JFK called for a man on the moon. Our call should be a category leading chicken sandwich.” This was said by a rep for the National Owners Association, a new group representing McDonald’s franchises. This follows the new Popeye’s chicken...
Perfecting Stupidity

Perfecting Stupidity

I was going to write this post before I was struck by stupid lightning for what that’s worth. I’ve been drinking the Gatorade and Powerade Zero and buy them in 8 packs of 20 oz bottles. Today I bought 4ea of 32 oz Gatorade (2 Lemon Lime, 2 Glacier Freeze)...