The Half Hearted Hug

The Half Hearted Hug

I partied on a boat this past weekend. I’m familiar with parts of the guest list and this leads to many greetings. Hand shakes make greetings for other men a breeze. You see the guy and you stick out your hand. If you have any backbone, you give a firm hand...
Napkins Are Garbage

Napkins Are Garbage

Vince Quinn on WIP brought up a Tweet that said, “paper towels are better than napkins.” I agree more than how awesome this bee saving his boy from a hornet is. I drive with a napkin over my coffee cup lid. Whenever I hit a bump, the coffee spills out the...
What Your Steps Say About You

What Your Steps Say About You

Evan said I wasn’t using enough lightning bolts so I figured I’d throw 2 out there. My phone tracks my steps. I never asked it to and don’t know, or care, how to shut it off. It tries to pressure me into being active. “Get your fat ass to the...
Flushing While Peeing

Flushing While Peeing

Pardon My Take said on their podcast that they try to flush the toilet while still peeing in an effort to time the pee to finish just before the flush goes completely down. Here’s what Big Cat and PFT had to say: Big Cat: “Do you guys ever do the thing...
Jim Can’t Swim

Jim Can’t Swim

I’m sorry I’ve been lax in posting this, but Jim Can’t Swim is the best YouTube channel on the internet. It’s mainly murderers and their interrogations. The creator has a background in psychology to give ideas on what is going through these...