Napkins Are Garbage

Napkins Are Garbage

Vince Quinn on WIP brought up a Tweet that said, “paper towels are better than napkins.” I agree more than how awesome this bee saving his boy from a hornet is. I drive with a napkin over my coffee cup lid. Whenever I hit a bump, the coffee spills out the...
What Your Steps Say About You

What Your Steps Say About You

Evan said I wasn’t using enough lightning bolts so I figured I’d throw 2 out there. My phone tracks my steps. I never asked it to and don’t know, or care, how to shut it off. It tries to pressure me into being active. “Get your fat ass to the...
Flushing While Peeing

Flushing While Peeing

Pardon My Take said on their podcast that they try to flush the toilet while still peeing in an effort to time the pee to finish just before the flush goes completely down. Here’s what Big Cat and PFT had to say: Big Cat: “Do you guys ever do the thing...
How Did Danny Tanner Afford His Family?

How Did Danny Tanner Afford His Family?

I was thinking of a Full House episode where one of the characters, most likely Joey or Jesse, created a mess on the counter and challenged Danny that he couldn’t last a few moments without HAVING to clean it up. Of course Danny played it off, left the room, and...
Jim Can’t Swim

Jim Can’t Swim

I’m sorry I’ve been lax in posting this, but Jim Can’t Swim is the best YouTube channel on the internet. It’s mainly murderers and their interrogations. The creator has a background in psychology to give ideas on what is going through these...