Someone Invite me to Watch the Last Episode of GOT
I've never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life, but I'm ready to hop on board, and I want to watch the last episode. Someone...
2018 – 2019 Sixers Season Thoughts
This is going to be a semi-chronological scattershot of thoughts related to this season. The shot last night felt wrong. I felt like it was after the buzzer,...
AirPods were my best investment of the last five years
I've made a lot of great investments over the last five years; Covy, Melon (he was actually free), Tinder Premium, Pornhub premium, Spankbang premium, XVideos premium, etc. But...
Wearing a Watch for Style
I'm not an accessories guy. I think that started from when I was a kid and my head was just so big that I couldn't wear hats or...
I’m on the Phillies Bandwagon
I never cared about baseball. Once the Phillies should-have-been-dynasty flamed out I didn't know much aside from what I heard on the radio. But now that we're good...
Middle School Weezer Fail
From the quality of play, the incident, the reaction, the bassist having a broken pinky, it's all great. Is it as good as the hot dog shooter? No,...
Science Knowledge Quiz – I’m Not That Smart
I just took a 12 question science quizcreated in 2014 to test the general public's knowledge of some basic scientific concepts. I got an 8/12. * *Editor's note...
“You choked” vs. “We wouldn’t have been there without you”
The team is down two. I was just fouled taking a three. There's zero time left on the clock. I've scored 50 of the teams 100 points. I...
The Official Stortz Cats Bracket
I started this post wanting to do a unique bracket of my own, but I didn't know what. I was going to list my ideas but could really...
Saving Bansheemann7
Bansheemann7 is a mess. It didn't look good while I was updating it and it looks even worse now that I've stopped. I don't intend to ever post...