by Sam Stortz | Jan 15, 2020 | General |
I’ve been waking up at about 4am roughly every morning for the last two years that it doesn’t even seem strange to me anymore. But when I told Weens and Wevs this recently, they were mind-blown. Here’s what happens. I have the only cat in America who...
by Sam Stortz | Jan 14, 2020 | General |
Radio 104.5 played Harmony Hall by Vampire Weekend TWICE today. Both times had the piano solo and guitar solo cut out. They decided to take a 4:30 song down to a 3:30 song by removing the BEST PART OF THE SONG! Seriously, you hear the chorus of that song five fucking...
by Sam Stortz | Jan 7, 2020 | General |
The featured image is a clip of an article on ESPN right now. It says: ‘BAYLOR made $4.1 million this season as Baylor’s coach.’ OBVIOUSLY it’s supposed to say Rhule, not Baylor. Anyone with a brain knows that. And it’s in the second...
by Sam Stortz | Jan 2, 2020 | General |
Below is a list of goals I set in January 2019. I GUARANTEED 75% completion, and managed to do 9 out of 20, though my Achilles ruined five of them, so 9/15 is 60%, not terrible. I was happy to do some, sad to miss out on others, and will have a 2020 list shortly. Go...
by Sam Stortz | Dec 29, 2019 | General |
In college, I had two songs that I wrote papers to. The first was Soothsayer by Buckethead – a 9 minute guitar instrumental that slaps. The second was the 17 minute version of Shine On You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd. Both were long songs that you sort of...
