When Dogs Poop

When Dogs Poop

I’m not a dog person, they seem like too much responsibility. Recently I’ve gotten into the same encounter like five times and it’s one of my least favorite things that happen with dogs: The dog starts taking a shit and I make eye contact with the...
The New Set Up

The New Set Up

Ready to have your mind blown? I’m writing this blog on the TOILET. How am I doing that you ask? Because I got a new laptop. An Acer Swift 3 where it doesn’t die instantly after being unplugged. And not only did I get a new laptop, but since writing that...
The Blog Works

The Blog Works

This post should really be titled “The Blog Works… FOR ME”. I haven’t written very many posts lately, and pretty much none have been hot takes (though Spongebob being the GOAT was scorching hot) Instead my posts have been mostly asking for help...
My Next Big Purchase

My Next Big Purchase

I haven’t blogged in a week. In the past my lack of posting has been for a variety of reasons – lack of a chair, lack of a song to write to, not enough mind altering substances, etc. – but I’ve uncovered the REAL reason why the blog has slowed...
High Post

High Post

Earlier this week I took a weed edible. As you’ll see below, it didn’t hit me until five hours later. But when it hit, it hit pretty good. I finally worked up the courage to write this nebulous post I’d be hyping up. I was and still am self conscious...