I Suck At Golf

I Suck At Golf

There’s really no point to this post other than to document the worst weekend of golf I’ve ever had. After shooting an honest 105 at Raven’s Claw I thought sub-100 was right around the corner. This weekend may have ended my shot at sub-100 for the...
Why I’m Moving

Why I’m Moving

I told my apartment building that I was moving out. They asked… WHY? You tell me, is this list of reasons, in order of most important, good enough? 1. I CAN’T OPEN THE WINDOWS. This is the #1 reason I’m moving. I have two massive windows in my...
Bike Share or Die

Bike Share or Die

I signed up for the Philly bike share last week and it’s changed my life. I used it nine times in a 30 hour period this weekend. NINE! I can’t even tell you how much time I’ve saved. The last time I was this excited about riding a bike I got hit by a...
Who. The Fuck. Is This Guy.

Who. The Fuck. Is This Guy.

I don’t know who this guy is, but that is my face. That might not be my arm, because he looks slightly jacked, or my family behind him, but that is my face. Is this an April Fools joke? Did my readers photoshop me onto this dudes face and circulate it around the...
I Think I Caught Someone Stealing From Me

I Think I Caught Someone Stealing From Me

I’m a big candle guy. Huge candle guy. Always have been thanks to my mom. Thanks mom. Yankee Candle is my go-to. I ordered three large jar candles last week for $64 and they were supposedly delivered yesterday. I didn’t see anything. I checked again today...