by Sam Stortz | Jul 10, 2019 | Featured, General
I don’t watch stand-up comedy but had heard enough about Aziz and his Netflix special Right Now that I figured I’d give it a watch for an hour. I didn’t have much expectation going in. His general themes were wokeness (specifically white people),...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 28, 2019 | Featured, General, Sports
With free agency just days away I get so triggered with how many players are labeled “a top 5 player in the NBA”. There are like 9 different top 5 players. So I’m giving the OFFICIAL Splittingtens NBA top 15 players ranking based on my limited...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 20, 2019 | General
I got a dehumidifier and Covy instantly had problems with it. The first night I let the thing run all night and woke up at 2AM to Covy scratching at the apartment door. When I shut it off, he stopped. I didn’t run it the next night but woke up at 2AM again to...
by Sam Stortz | Jun 12, 2019 | General
These rankings are based off of my memory of every episode, even if I’ve only seen them once and it was years ago. This is Round 1 because I’m going to rewatch every episode after I post this and re-rank them. Tom did this before Season 5 was released...
by Sam Stortz | May 29, 2019 | General
This is how it went down. I was running on JFK and about 23rd towards the Schuylkill River Trail, short-shorts, shirt off, full sweat. Up ahead there was a girl walking in the same direction I was running. From what I could tell she was a babe and I was getting...
