by Sam Stortz | Sep 5, 2019 | General
I just found out that Tool is finally on Spotify (and have been for the last month). I know about a dozen Tool songs. Being a ‘marginal’ fan is weird because if you don’t know the time signature of every song on every album, the Tool hardos try to...
by Sam Stortz | Aug 29, 2019 | General
I rationalized eating my second pack of Smarties today by saying “It’s my last day as a 27 year old, why not!”. But then it hit me – The day of your birth is not the actual age you are. I was born August 30, 1991. So on August 29, 1992, I had...
by Sam Stortz | Aug 24, 2019 | General
It seems like ancient history now, but I wrote this post back in February saying that I’m committing to running fast this year. Less than a week after that post my Achilles gave out after running a 16:12 5k and the Alumni Mile where Drew SMOKED me. My Achilles...
by Sam Stortz | Aug 20, 2019 | General
Forgive me if you’ve seen this before, as I have no idea if this was actually viral or fake viral now that I’m OFF THE GRID. Mashable tweeted their floating tent idea and apparently got roasted on Twitter. News.Google then showed me an article by the A.V....
by Sam Stortz | Aug 13, 2019 | General
As expected I’m WOKE after a week off from social media and I’m here to tell you what I’ve learned. The Good There’s way less to do on my phone This has been the biggest adjustment. I open my phone feeling like it will be a good distraction but...
