I Wake Up at 4 Every Morning for THIS

I Wake Up at 4 Every Morning for THIS

I’ve been waking up at about 4am roughly every morning for the last two years that it doesn’t even seem strange to me anymore. But when I told Weens and Wevs this recently, they were mind-blown. Here’s what happens. I have the only cat in America who...
Radio Edits SUCK

Radio Edits SUCK

Radio 104.5 played Harmony Hall by Vampire Weekend TWICE today. Both times had the piano solo and guitar solo cut out. They decided to take a 4:30 song down to a 3:30 song by removing the BEST PART OF THE SONG! Seriously, you hear the chorus of that song five fucking...
I Like When Other People Make Mistakes

I Like When Other People Make Mistakes

The featured image is a clip of an article on ESPN right now. It says: ‘BAYLOR made $4.1 million this season as Baylor’s coach.’ OBVIOUSLY it’s supposed to say Rhule, not Baylor. Anyone with a brain knows that. And it’s in the second...
How did I do on 2019 Goals

How did I do on 2019 Goals

Below is a list of goals I set in January 2019. I GUARANTEED 75% completion, and managed to do 9 out of 20, though my Achilles ruined five of them, so 9/15 is 60%, not terrible. I was happy to do some, sad to miss out on others, and will have a 2020 list shortly. Go...
My New Paper Writing Song

My New Paper Writing Song

In college, I had two songs that I wrote papers to. The first was Soothsayer by Buckethead – a 9 minute guitar instrumental that slaps. The second was the 17 minute version of Shine On You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd. Both were long songs that you sort of...