The Poop Bandit

The Poop Bandit

Sorry for the graphic nature of this post. Today was pretty much the worst start to any work day I’ve ever had. What happened you ask? We were VANDALIZED. Not by graffiti or a break in, but by literal poop. When I got to the garage door there was a puddle of...
Joining Strava

Joining Strava

I’m back bitches! After sulking for the last six months saying “I’m not going to log my runs because my Achilles hurts”, I’ve finally caved and made a Strava. Follow me for great content (I’ll follow you back!)! I tried to embed...
Super Bowl 55 Lock – The DOUBLE FADE

Super Bowl 55 Lock – The DOUBLE FADE

I have good news for everyone who cashed Bucs +3 last week from my lock. I’m back with THE surefire Super Bowl 55 bet. I’ll step you through the logic and you tell me where this goes wrong (hint: it doesn’t). When the line came out at -3 I thought it...
My Split Table

My Split Table

I’m already looking forward to Bill’s response to this post. I bought a new table from Amazon two weeks ago for $200. After 75 minutes it was fully assembled. Then, two days ago, I noticed this crack. It looks worse in person. Is this bad enough to make a...
Those Conversations

Those Conversations

I was not on edibles when I wrote this post just now. I just had this conversation with a 60 year old guy who lives in my building while we got into the elevator. Me: “Hey how’s it going?” Him: “Good, good. Getting ready for some snow!”...