A Fire Would Be Bad

A Fire Would Be Bad

For the first time in my three years of living in this ass apartment building, the fire alarm went off. Imagine this; it’s 10:30 on a Sunday night, I’m blasting cucks in Train Station with SEBJ, and the alarm starts absolutely blaring. I had to leave the...
The Five Year Bet

The Five Year Bet

Five years ago Tom and I were debating about whether “the Process” worked. My argument was: “It got us Ben and Joel! Getting ‘generational’ players was the goal. It worked.” Tom’s argument was: “They haven’t won...
I Suck At Golf

I Suck At Golf

There’s really no point to this post other than to document the worst weekend of golf I’ve ever had. After shooting an honest 105 at Raven’s Claw I thought sub-100 was right around the corner. This weekend may have ended my shot at sub-100 for the...
Why I’m Moving

Why I’m Moving

I told my apartment building that I was moving out. They asked… WHY? You tell me, is this list of reasons, in order of most important, good enough? 1. I CAN’T OPEN THE WINDOWS. This is the #1 reason I’m moving. I have two massive windows in my...
Bike Share or Die

Bike Share or Die

I signed up for the Philly bike share last week and it’s changed my life. I used it nine times in a 30 hour period this weekend. NINE! I can’t even tell you how much time I’ve saved. The last time I was this excited about riding a bike I got hit by a...