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“You choked” vs. “We wouldn’t have been there without you”
The team is down two. I was just fouled taking a three. There's zero time left on the clock. I've scored 50 of the teams 100 points. I...
The Official Stortz Cats Bracket
I started this post wanting to do a unique bracket of my own, but I didn't know what. I was going to list my ideas but could really...
Having a Buddy
Bud invited me to sit in the 6th row at the Sixers game last night. Our mom's also joined us and the main reason for that is that...
Saving Bansheemann7
Bansheemann7 is a mess. It didn't look good while I was updating it and it looks even worse now that I've stopped. I don't intend to ever post...
JC’s Gems
Our dad is a straight up content producer because he doesn't have the awareness that people our generation have. It's all more natural and his take on the...
Where Barstool Went Wrong
I enjoyed this back and forth between Barstool and this comedian. The cliff notes of insanity are: Barstool used a video without permission and a comedian filed a...
Consequences
I wrote in my last post that I wasn't writing about bowling anymore...I lied. Last night was one of the more unusual occurrences I've experienced in the bowling...
Tonight’s NBA LOCK OF THE CENTURY: Bucks & Lakers
No explanation needed: The Lakers are a dumpster fire and the Bucks might actually be the best team in the NBA. Two high-level betting minds are so confident...
Hotdog Shooter – I Cried Laughing
I watched this whole clip probably 5 times in a row and had to stop because I was crying from laughing so hard. I don't even know what's...
Jim Can’t Swim
I'm sorry I've been lax in posting this, but Jim Can't Swim is the best YouTube channel on the internet. It's mainly murderers and their interrogations. The creator...