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My Completely Fair Intelligence Test

My Completely Fair Intelligence Test

Anyone can get straight A's by studying, but life is more than a test. The real world makes you apply practical knowledge to everyday situations without having all the answers. Fortunately for you, I've been around the block and can let you know when you're an idiot....

Canker Sores & Ivan Ilych

Canker Sores & Ivan Ilych

When I was 17, I thought canker sores were herpes. And even though I'd never kissed a girl, I thought I had herpes. Why did I think that? Because canker sores sucks. I've been plagued with canker sores for most of my life. When I hit a bad stretch, as I just did...

Since Leaving the Tipsters

Since Leaving the Tipsters

I paid for a golf betting subscription once, Bradley Todd, and one of the problems was that he would bet a lot of players eight ways. DraftKings doesn't offer all of those markets, so it was never really apples to apples. Regardless, I never made money with him. Then...

I Asked You to Fix My Grammar

I Asked You to Fix My Grammar

Here’s the formula I’ve been using to write blog posts. I create the entire entry with no AI assistance, then input the whole post with the prompt, “Please critique this post.” AI comes back with thoughtful criticism because it’s a lot smarter than me, and then I make...

Money Made the Man

Money Made the Man

Yesterday I was awake at 3 in the morning. I had a decision to make: stew for a while or get up and write a blog post about bands. I chose the latter. At 6 p.m., my heart was beating through my chest after 30 minutes on the elliptical. I hate the elliptical, but I’ve...

You Have to Earn the Next Song

You Have to Earn the Next Song

I saw 3 live music acts this past weekend. Skip Winters played at North Bowl. I’d seen him once before, but there was a bigger crowd and I didn’t really get to take it all in. Then I saw Rift, a Phish tribute band, and DMTB, a Dave Matthews tribute band, at Concert...

Do I Care What Tom Is Doing?

Do I Care What Tom Is Doing?

When I share stories on Instagram, they get viewed by 157 people. I don't think this blog has ever had 100 people read a post. So when people click the link from Instagram and the website delivers a bunch of words, they think, "Fuck!" I envision the user experience of...

The Odyssey & Obsession: One Sucked and One was Awesome

The Odyssey & Obsession: One Sucked and One was Awesome

The Odyssey and Obsession are the two most hyped movies of 2026. In the last week, I saw them both, and have some STRONG thoughts. These two movies are polar opposites. The Odyssey had a $250 million budget, a dozen extremely famous actors, and was a 3 hour epic /...

The Hidden Genius of This Golf Argument

The Hidden Genius of This Golf Argument

The nuance of this video is easily overlooked by the casual, non-golfing observer, and I feel compelled to explain why it is such an amazing piece of everyday life. The start of the video is clipped from the end of the video which I missed the first time....

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