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Rosetta Stone

Stop. Without Googling anything, do you know what the Rosetta Stone is? Had you asked me prior to an hour ago, I would have said "something with hieroglyphics or ancient symbols on it". That would have been the extent of my answer. I just read the Wikipedia and holy...

The ALL DAY Hangover

Yesterday was an all-time hangover. Here's how my day went: Wake up at 9Throw upLay on the floor of my room for 20 minutesPut on running shortsLay back on the floor for another 20 minutesThrow upRun 5.5 miles in 8:30s with a lot of walk breaksLay on the floor for an...

NFL Week 6 2019 – REBOUND DOUBLE LOCK OF THE WEEK

How do I rebound from the most embarrassing moment of my life? Well, if you ask 12 year old Sam who got hit in the back with an egg by Chris Washington right before getting to the big party, you cry and go home. But 28 year old Sam is more resilient. My two locks last...

Traffic

Does traffic matter? Yes it does. Traffic gauges the input of work that is being produced. If it's bad, no one cares. If it's good, still no one cares. Yet, the last two days were the highest in the site's history. My European trip combined with shitting on Sam makes...

Working At Barstool Would Suck

The corporate ladder is cruel. Barstool went from underground to mainstream and it is flopping. Take Ria. This is the best content I've seen from Barstool. Perhaps ever. https://twitter.com/BarstoolRia/status/1182386713433382912 The ladies are great looking. Ria is...

What’s Next, Tom? BOOM ROASTED

Talk about a LTBC (low-T beta cuck). The guy can't even spell YOUR right in his roast post! That's that Pittsburgh education for you though. Tom speaks with such disdain about my $18,000 loss because it's the only time our dad has been proud of something we did...

Lesson # 5 – Your Accent May Sound Funny

"I'll have the grilled chicken salad". "The... Grilled... Chicken... Salad." "Correct. Why did you say it like that?" "Your accent is weird." This was the conversation I had in Berlin with a counter woman who must not hear much English. To be fair, compared to...

What’s Next, Sam? Yoga?

Talk about a one minute man. Who remembers when Sam was a vegan? He intermittently would get drunk and go to Steve's, but you know, that type of vegan. Remember when he lost $18,000 in one blackjack sitting? The kid is scared to split tens nowadays. Give your balls a...

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