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Myopia Theory

The myopia theory was first suggested by psychologists Claude Steel and Robert Josephs, and what they meant by myopia is that alcohol's principal effect is to narrow our emotional and mental fields of vision. It creates, in their words, "a state of shortsightedness in...

Uneasy Ubers?

I don't mind Uber conversations as I've read people with social anxiety dislike it. Myself, I find it awkward and rude to go into Uber's with headphones or look down at my phone for the entire ride. Anyone who does this is shaking their head right now saying I'm wrong...

Changing of the Seasons

Been a while since I've wrote a post, boys. Credit to Hafer for introducing me to Letterkenny, a funny show. To the rest of you dusters, give your balls a tug. Fall is upon us and I can only see my blog posting diminishing, which is sad, because this is my first post...

Tool is on Spotify – Top 10 Tool Songs

I just found out that Tool is finally on Spotify (and have been for the last month). I know about a dozen Tool songs. Being a 'marginal' fan is weird because if you don't know the time signature of every song on every album, the Tool hardos try to make you feel...

A Clucking Chicken Sandwich

"JFK called for a man on the moon. Our call should be a category leading chicken sandwich." This was said by a rep for the National Owners Association, a new group representing McDonald's franchises. This follows the new Popeye's chicken sandwich which has lines...

We’re All A Day Older Than We Think

I rationalized eating my second pack of Smarties today by saying "It's my last day as a 27 year old, why not!". But then it hit me - The day of your birth is not the actual age you are. I was born August 30, 1991. So on August 29, 1992, I had been alive for 365 days,...

Perfecting Stupidity

I was going to write this post before I was struck by stupid lightning for what that's worth. I've been drinking the Gatorade and Powerade Zero and buy them in 8 packs of 20 oz bottles. Today I bought 4ea of 32 oz Gatorade (2 Lemon Lime, 2 Glacier Freeze) because they...

Philly 10k Pre-Race Thoughts

It seems like ancient history now, but I wrote this post back in February saying that I'm committing to running fast this year. Less than a week after that post my Achilles gave out after running a 16:12 5k and the Alumni Mile where Drew SMOKED me. My Achilles problem...

Playing With 5 Handicaps

A Special Game Reggie was a black hole. Larry & George's hand eye was suspect. JoJo played more like rugby, and Robert was the best player. It was only to 12 and the score finished 12-0. I had 12 points, 37 rebounds, 0 assists, and at least 15 blocks. I lost...

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