Gamblers split tens

I was taking a piss in the weeds when, after zipping up, I looked over and saw Watkins comparing my driver to his. My actual Titleist driver. He said, "Sorry, you just touched your dick, so this isn't the best time, but you should feel the difference between my grip...

My Strava profile is public for the sole reason that if someone clicks to it, I want them to see my PRs. That's it. No other reason. If it was private, they couldn't see my times. What's the point of running if you're not going to tell everyone your times? Being...

As a business owner, I see the world through the lens of making money. Most businesses are not going out of their way to help customers. Sometimes they do, usually when they have too much inventory or can’t move a product. Then you’ll get a “deal.” Over time, I’ve...

My mom asked me this question yesterday and I don't think she meant it to be profound. I was complaining, as usual, about the routineness of life. I had just gotten back from a physical with a doctor I see every couple years and felt like a test subject being quietly...

JC, my dad, came to work on Friday and we had a stunning conversation. Something politics adjacent came up, and JC, a Trump supporter, said: You know, Donald is really starting to piss me off. Oh. My. God. I've read headlines that republicans are turning on Trump for...

I time-traveled through old Facebook posts yesterday for no reason. Wondering why Lindsay Clark kept posting on my wall telling me we should hang out and wondering why I never wanted to. Getting a random girl in a college class to become your friend felt like...

We watched Marty Supreme this weekend and I have to address something about this movie. I know it's been out for 6 months. I don't need any 'late-to-the-party' comments, though I would take that over no comments on this post, so go right ahead. First things first, the...

After completing 30 days of sobriety, I was ready to go on a bender. I can already feel the audible gasps and disappointments. Fortunately, although I did have some drinks, I didn't create any phone breaking, random encounter debauchery. Most nights I was in bed by 11...

I bought a Garmin watch about 2 weeks ago to use as a stop watch. I forgot that it came with features to manage sleep, steps, and identify stress levels to name a few. With no intention of using the features, it is impossible not to be curious about them. The first is...