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I Wake Up at 4 Every Morning for THIS

I've been waking up at about 4am roughly every morning for the last two years that it doesn't even seem strange to me anymore. But when I told Weens and Wevs this recently, they were mind-blown. Here's what happens. I have the only cat in America who can't cover his...

The Sleeping Pill Kills

I don't like taking sleeping pill's to go to sleep. It feels like it's cheating. I take this stance with just about every "medicine" that is out there. Ridiculous word by the way. Doctors use it religiously because they make money prescribing pills. If they called it...

Radio Edits SUCK

Radio 104.5 played Harmony Hall by Vampire Weekend TWICE today. Both times had the piano solo and guitar solo cut out. They decided to take a 4:30 song down to a 3:30 song by removing the BEST PART OF THE SONG! Seriously, you hear the chorus of that song five fucking...

How Much Does a Line Matter?

I posed a question to Sam the other day, how much does this line running through the middle of a page bother you? He said, "a 2 or 3". I said, "it bothers me about a 7 or an 8." Now I'll explain the differences of our characters and why I'll argue it should bother him...

Not Putting Money Down On Lamar

I'm wrong more often than right when predicting the future. Most people are. However, when it came to Lamar Jackson and his breakout year, I was all over it and am failing to capitalize. Bud and I were sitting at Miller's last year in week 16 and we were watching...

I Like When Other People Make Mistakes

The featured image is a clip of an article on ESPN right now. It says: 'BAYLOR made $4.1 million this season as Baylor's coach.' OBVIOUSLY it's supposed to say Rhule, not Baylor. Anyone with a brain knows that. And it's in the second paragraph of the article! It's...

Why I Won’t Play DFS…And You Shouldn’t Either

I lost $2,850 in 2018 playing DFS sports. I lost $1,650 in 2019. I subscribed to Fantasy Labs. I tried Awesomo. I belong to Establish the Run & PFF. Nothing seems to work. For 2020, my intention is to give this industry 0 dollars and you shouldn't either because...

The Morning After Late Night Taco Bell

It's always bizarre to me to that that Mean Girls was created 16 years ago and that Amanda Seyfried, who played the ditz, ended up becoming a popular actress (I was going to write award winning but turns out she isn't recognized in that light ((also surprised to see...

How did I do on 2019 Goals

Below is a list of goals I set in January 2019. I GUARANTEED 75% completion, and managed to do 9 out of 20, though my Achilles ruined five of them, so 9/15 is 60%, not terrible. I was happy to do some, sad to miss out on others, and will have a 2020 list shortly. Go...

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