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How I Will Make Money At The US Open Today
The Final Round of the US Open will conclude today. It's a 6 horse race by the oddsmakers. Rose (+180), Woodland (+200), Koepka (+450), McIlroy (+1000), Louis (+1200),...
Sam’s Black Mirror Rankings – Round 1
These rankings are based off of my memory of every episode, even if I've only seen them once and it was years ago. This is Round 1 because...
The Match – Champ vs Evan
This highly anticipated match took place on Saturday morning. I picked up both competitors and both were exactly on time (much appreciated) and ready to play. A quick...
Champ vs Wevs – Golf Match
I Photoshopped this advertisement today at work. Now I'm posting this at work to give you an idea how hard I work. My abilities with Photoshop have improved...
Flushing While Peeing
Pardon My Take said on their podcast that they try to flush the toilet while still peeing in an effort to time the pee to finish just before...
Running For Office
My second full year as President concluded last night. Bowling President that is. You wouldn't think there is much to being the President, and you'd be right, however,...
First Country Club Round
Yesterday was the first day that I played a round at the country club I joined for $3,700. If I can play 50 rounds by December 31st, I'd...
Someone Invite me to Watch the Last Episode of GOT
I've never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life, but I'm ready to hop on board, and I want to watch the last episode. Someone...
2018 – 2019 Sixers Season Thoughts
This is going to be a semi-chronological scattershot of thoughts related to this season. The shot last night felt wrong. I felt like it was after the buzzer,...
Setting a Standard
It's been about 10 days since I posted and longer for Sam. That's a long time not to post on a website. I may have an explanation, or...