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Never a Dowdle

Never a Dowdle

When JC came back to Vegas he was telling me how his friends were playing blackjack min betting watching their stacks were getting worn down. JC's strategy is plunging. This is where you pick a spot and throw your stack on the line. It leads to wild swings but you're...

Why I Get So Worked Up

Why I Get So Worked Up

The formula for life isn't confusing. Work hard. Don't commit crimes. Be productive. If every human went down this path of meritocracy, I guarantee this country would be better. Instead we have 42 million people on food stamps. 42 million people can't afford food? How...

Breaking It Down for Dumb Humans

Breaking It Down for Dumb Humans

This is Omar Fateh who is running for mayor of Minnesota. The people who see this, and think this is ok, are the people I'm trying to reach because any negative statement made about this will immediately be fought with Islamophobia. I found this little nugget about...

If You’re Tired, You’re Showing Up

If You’re Tired, You’re Showing Up

A big titty Instagram faux influencer shared the title of this post with me last week. It didn't come across like it would have from Socrates or Plato, but her inverted face (she was upside down for some reason and her boobs were scrunched up to her head by gravity)...

You May Hate Trump…

You May Hate Trump…

But what's about to happen in New York City will show the Democratic party leaping off the deep end. Frankly, it's not even democracy... it's socialism. Free transportation, freezing rents, universal healthcare....

The Passing of Daniel Naroditsky

The Passing of Daniel Naroditsky

I'll try to keep this on topic but I hate when I see the elongated hyphen when someone is writing a personal, or even professional, memo to an audience. Leave the AI out of it. Huge red flag for an imposter post. I promise this is from my human brain. The Ultimate...

5:52am Update

5:52am Update

It’s 5:52am on Saturday morning. I’m sitting on a recliner with Harrison because he won’t sleep lying down in his crib at the moment. The last four hours (and really two weeks) have been a revolving door of him waking up, one of us holding him for 10-15 minutes until...

Not Bungling a Bengal

Not Bungling a Bengal

I rarely post my gambling wins because my losses outweigh any reason to celebrate wins. However, once in a while I hit a game on the nose and last night it was the Bengals - Steelers game. Last week I told Evan it's criminal JaMarr Chase anytime TD is +175. He's still...

What Scares Me

What Scares Me

I read the Wall Street Journal every day. I used to read the physical paper - the fold, the ink, the routine - but now I just ctrl-click every article and read them on my screen. I miss the nostalgia of paper, but it didn’t take long to adjust to typing a crossword...

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