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Cursing at the Lady on the Phone

When I got home today, I had a letter saying that my rent was late, and that if I didn't pay in the next seven days, I would have a lawsuit filed against me. The letter was dated 2/17. It's 2/25. Why was my rent late? I knew I'd be in Europe for the start of the...

My AP Gov’t Class

I had taken honors history throughout high school and managed B's. I achieved this by collaborating with Dave Krieg and we would actively cheat off the smart students and share with each other the copied right answers. The great part was any wrong answer was never our...

How To Make Girl’s Cry

I made a girl cry over the weekend. It wasn't on purpose, and I frankly don't know what I said to upset her, but I was told what the gist was and I don't feel bad. My position, according to her, was that living in the suburbs was for losers. If I strongly believed...

Four Movie Reviews

I watched four movies on the planes to and from Europe. Here's my uneducated take on all four. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood This was entertaining and well acted, but... I just didn't get it. You set up this whole story with Rick and Cliff and it's fun to watch...

Lexi Belle Back on the Strip Club Circuit

If you don't know who Lexi Belle is, just stop reading this post because you won't get it. I'm not going to go through the trouble of doing hardcore research on this topic because I don't care that much, but I think I can speculate well enough. Lexi Belle is a 32 year...

To Recline or Not Recline, That Is the Question?

I'm not going to republish the video because it's ludicrous behavior. If you haven't seen it, Google it or find it on Twitter. I apologize for being a day late on this post. I normally don't partake in dumb social media discussions , but put the dunce cap on me...

A Recharge of the Batteries

It's been Awhile since I couldn't hold my head up high...but I'm back now. Feels good to be back. It was a solid 2 weeks of traveling. Sam filled in on the European part and I'll add more. After that trip I flew to Dallas for another trade show. I arrived in Philly at...

UC Alumni Mile 2020

Yesterday was the 9th Annual Ursinus College Alumni Mile, one of the highlights of everyone's year! For me, the race was a question mark. I ran about 70 miles in January and then my Euro trip halted everything. I thought 5:00 was a reasonable goal but really had no...

Stortz Trip to Europe

For the past 7 days I was in Europe - Stuttgart, Barcelona, and Rome specifically - with Tom, Laura, and my Mom. I took very brief notes on my phone. Stuttgart This felt like an American city aside from the lack of sports bars. There was a big strip of shopping...

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