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Exclusivity

Exclusivity

"It's time, for theme parks to make rides more accommodating," said Richmond of Fat Girls Traveling. JC buys USAToday and I read an article on fat people going to theme parks and complaining that they can't fit on the rides. Normally, I don't read articles in these...

NFL Pick Week 2

NFL Pick Week 2

It's quite possible this is my first and last week making picks. If they fall flat on its face...I'm done. My aim in life is not to lose you money. I followed some writer's picks on ProFootballFocus for college yesterday and he went 0-5. Find a new job. I only want to...

We’re Back!

We’re Back!

I gave a 1st TD last night to Wevs and Wads of Dyami Brown at 20-1. I also gave them the Giants +3.5. As you can see, I failed to divulge the winning pick of Daniel Jones 1st TD score at 25-1. My longest odds of a bet ever was 33-1 on Patrick Cantlay winning some...

Jordan “Weens” Bachelor Party

Jordan “Weens” Bachelor Party

This bachelor party was filmed on location with groom to be Jordan and the boys . All suspects are found innocent until proven guilty in the court of law. Day 1 Let's jump right into arriving in New Orleans at 1001 Rampart. Brett and Sam procured some beer and...

NOLA Teaser

NOLA Teaser

I'm sure everyone is anxiously awaiting a trip report from Jordan's bachelor party in New Orleans. I want to make sure it's done right so I'm waiting on media from other people because I couldn't take any of my own. More on that next post. The other problem was I felt...

San Diego Recap

San Diego Recap

Last Thursday I flew to San Diego for Rob's Bachelor party. This post has no purpose other than chronicling what we did. Thursday I met Satchel at his house and immediately took a weed edible. Then we went to a local Mexican restaurant and got burritos.Abud showed up...

Don’t Worry. Be Happy.

Don’t Worry. Be Happy.

The 3rd day of a 3 day long weekend is always my toughest. An off day if you will. I wake up and know that I need to get a new shower head because it drips. The base board near the front door needs to be replaced because it swells in humid weather and catches. The...

Can There Be 2 Sides?

Can There Be 2 Sides?

I'm a Republican. Individuality and meritocracy are top priorities. Capitalism is not an enemy, but a motivator. However, this does not make me reject opinions from democrats. I support pro-choice for instance. I'm sure if you gave me a list of values I could find...

StortzFest 2021 Recap

StortzFest 2021 Recap

I'll do my best to mention as many people who attended our party this past Saturday, and also read the blog, as I can remember. I'll start by thanking my mom who did a lot of heavy lifting by getting the tent and primary set up, Julia and Laura for decorating, Jeff...

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