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Melanie or Melody?

Melanie or Melody?

I've been going to Palm Tree Market for a breakfast sandwich since the start of the pandemic. It's an Asian run establishment. I'm sure I'm racist for pointing that out. Properly, I have to say that it's a human establishment, but it does add to the story if you...

What do you Say to Nanoparticles in the Chicken

What do you Say to Nanoparticles in the Chicken

This week at work we had a delivery driver drop off some boxes. As I walked up to his truck, he handed me his phone and said "Watch this". It was a video of his wife holding a magnet up to some store bought chicken and the magnet was sticking to the chicken. I nodded....

Should You Be Scared of Hell?

Should You Be Scared of Hell?

It's scary to think about death. The best warriors would consider themselves dead already before they fought so that there was no fear on the battlefield. Fighting to survive is usually the best way to fail/die (i.e. when Christian Bale had to make that jump without...

My Drunken Conversations

My Drunken Conversations

Last Thursday I had a chance to stay at the Gaylord Palms Resort in Kissimmee, Florida. I was there for a trade show and took liberty at their first class pool and have a few drinks to enjoy the scenery. I am reading Jordan Peterson's 12 Rules of Life as the pool was...

From Riches to Palm Beach Rags

From Riches to Palm Beach Rags

PHIL went up 30% on Friday and I'm only $.9845 away from being a Phillionaire. I was flying high with this new found money and had already mentally spent it on hookers and blow when I arrived in Palm Beach. Little did I know that even if I became a many times over...

Am I Too Old for This?

Am I Too Old for This?

Six years ago I had the above image turned into a poster and hung it on my wall. I was 23 and living in Manayunk / away from my parents for the first time. This poster was hilarious and awesome and I felt like a cool young independent guy. Three years later, at 26, I...

Grading Stupidity

Grading Stupidity

I'm traveling to Florida tomorrow morning and decided to give the peons one last post before I'm MIA until next Monday. Rating is out of 5 facepalms. Wearing Hair Gel Working Out - 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Perhaps this should go on the douchebag meter instead of the stupidity...

Runners, Help Me Buy a Watch

Runners, Help Me Buy a Watch

For years I used a basic Timex plus a Mighty for music on my runs and they worked great. Everything went to shit when the Mighty stopped working with Airpods which still baffles me. Since then I've joined Strava and now log my runs there. However, I have to carry my...

A Stortz Bun Run

A Stortz Bun Run

Jordan said he doesn't like my idea posts, only the people posts. This strikes me as odd because most people who read this blog don't even personally know who I write about. If you do happen to know the people, I promise it's only slightly more interesting. Yesterday...

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