by Tom Stortz | Dec 5, 2022 | General |
I had breakfast with my mom Saturday morning in white suburbia. A mom and dad walk in with their two children and within the first second I stereotype them as soft liberals. This was the Karen who complains to the school board that her kid needs to wear a helmet to...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 30, 2022 | General |
Ruggs, 22, is accused of causing the predawn crash by driving drunk at speeds up to 156 mph with his girlfriend in his Corvette sports car before it slammed into the rear of Tintor’s Toyota RAV4 on a residential street where the speed limit is 45 mph. November...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 28, 2022 | General |
Yesterday was a nice cash for me in the $27 Blind Side. There were 4,319 entries and I got 3rd. This was good for $2,500. This is a single entry tournament which I prefer more than the ones where people put 150 lineups in. Here was the team: Josh Jacobs Wins the Cash!...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 27, 2022 | General |
I’ve always had an interest in psychedelics. Specifically the sort of life altering experiences that many have while on them. There are a million descriptions, but here’s one per Wikipedia: A state of bliss, a participation mystique, a connectedness with...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 24, 2022 | General |
I stay with my sporting convictions. They are usually caused by a moment in a game or event where I say, “that athlete is better than everyone else”. OBJ’s 1 handed catch. Jamaal Charles running for 259 yards in ’09. Louis taking down Spieth...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 23, 2022 | General |
If You Shake it More Than Twice… Going to the bathroom as a male is easy. There are usually 2 or 3 urinals, you whip out your pecker, and you take a piss. The only issue is when you’re taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss and you let the last 2 seconds...
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