Locked In

Locked In

Why does this guy have poop on his finger? I understand she’s holding the jar, but this the wrong way with this advertising campaign? Why didn’t they smear it all over his mouth? I can think of a thousand other ways to advertising M&M’s and this...
Let’s Begin

Let’s Begin

I finally have some time to write a post. Now that golf season is back, that ties up my Friday night and my Saturday morning. Why Friday night? Playing golf hungover is bad. You don’t wait all week for the most fun part and then muck it up feeling like shit....
Cruising Out of the Routine

Cruising Out of the Routine

My life runs on routine. I don’t drink alcohol on the weekdays. I exercise. I work hard and am productive. These habits have helped me build a solid foundation for my life. Most people live this way, routine most of the time, followed by a short escape. A...
Creed & Sandwiches Can’t Be Wrong

Creed & Sandwiches Can’t Be Wrong

It’s easy to admit you’re wrong if you don’t care about being right. I had a sandwich for dinner. Sandwiches are for lunch. I’m heading to Amsterdam tomorrow so I wanted to use up what is in my fridge. I had enough bread and American cheese,...