by Tom Stortz | Jul 8, 2026 | General |
Small victories are worth celebrating because in the long run you’re dead. ChatGPT would not approve that line. Which means it doesn’t matter if you climb Mt Everest or eat a Goober, it’s all the same in the end. One of mine is a non-stick pan that...
by Tom Stortz | Jul 6, 2026 | General |
People don’t proactively choose Goobers. Except me. I think it’s because people don’t understand the Goober. I’d imagine Peanut M&M’s outsell Goobers by a mile even though they’re practically the same thing, except for the thin...
by Tom Stortz | Jul 1, 2026 | General |
I’m going out of my way to write this because I can’t get over how much I’ve listened to the final two songs on I Love You So F**ing Much* this past week: On the Run and Lost in the Ocean. Glass Animals is an English band most people know because of...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 22, 2026 | General |
I’m eating a carrot. I don’t think there’s ever been a time in my life when I’ve gone out of my way to eat a carrot. Ever. It’s been about a month since I found out I had high blood pressure. Coming off Memorial Day weekend, I went in for...
by Tom Stortz | Jun 20, 2026 | General |
Where do you even begin with Wyndham Clark? Clark is a four-time PGA Tour winner, including a major championship victory at the 2023 U.S. Open. He opened the season with a string of fairly average results. While he consistently made cuts, most of his finishes fell in...
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