The Handicap Lie We Tell Ourselves

The Handicap Lie We Tell Ourselves

I feel like I write some version of this post every year, but it’s always fascinating enough that I have to revisit it. One of the biggest obstacles to improvement in golf isn’t your swing, your equipment, or your lack of practice time. It’s how...
I Don’t Touch My Dick While Peeing

I Don’t Touch My Dick While Peeing

I was taking a piss in the weeds when, after zipping up, I looked over and saw Watkins comparing my driver to his. My actual Titleist driver. He said, “Sorry, you just touched your dick, so this isn’t the best time, but you should feel the difference...
Stop Buying Cheap Stuff

Stop Buying Cheap Stuff

As a business owner, I see the world through the lens of making money. Most businesses are not going out of their way to help customers. Sometimes they do, usually when they have too much inventory or can’t move a product. Then you’ll get a “deal.” Over time, I’ve...
What Do You Think Life Is?

What Do You Think Life Is?

My mom asked me this question yesterday and I don’t think she meant it to be profound. I was complaining, as usual, about the routineness of life. I had just gotten back from a physical with a doctor I see every couple years and felt like a test subject being...
The Last Generation That Had to Write

The Last Generation That Had to Write

I time-traveled through old Facebook posts yesterday for no reason. Wondering why Lindsay Clark kept posting on my wall telling me we should hang out and wondering why I never wanted to. Getting a random girl in a college class to become your friend felt like...