by Tom Stortz | Jun 3, 2026 | General |
I was taking a piss in the weeds when, after zipping up, I looked over and saw Watkins comparing my driver to his. My actual Titleist driver. He said, “Sorry, you just touched your dick, so this isn’t the best time, but you should feel the difference...
by Tom Stortz | May 28, 2026 | General |
As a business owner, I see the world through the lens of making money. Most businesses are not going out of their way to help customers. Sometimes they do, usually when they have too much inventory or can’t move a product. Then you’ll get a “deal.” Over time, I’ve...
by Tom Stortz | May 27, 2026 | General |
My mom asked me this question yesterday and I don’t think she meant it to be profound. I was complaining, as usual, about the routineness of life. I had just gotten back from a physical with a doctor I see every couple years and felt like a test subject being...
by Tom Stortz | May 20, 2026 | General |
I time-traveled through old Facebook posts yesterday for no reason. Wondering why Lindsay Clark kept posting on my wall telling me we should hang out and wondering why I never wanted to. Getting a random girl in a college class to become your friend felt like...
by Tom Stortz | May 16, 2026 | General |
After completing 30 days of sobriety, I was ready to go on a bender. I can already feel the audible gasps and disappointments. Fortunately, although I did have some drinks, I didn’t create any phone breaking, random encounter debauchery. Most nights I was in bed...
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