by Tom Stortz | Mar 20, 2026 | General |
Why does this guy have poop on his finger? I understand she’s holding the jar, but this the wrong way with this advertising campaign? Why didn’t they smear it all over his mouth? I can think of a thousand other ways to advertising M&M’s and this...
by Tom Stortz | Mar 19, 2026 | General |
I finally have some time to write a post. Now that golf season is back, that ties up my Friday night and my Saturday morning. Why Friday night? Playing golf hungover is bad. You don’t wait all week for the most fun part and then muck it up feeling like shit....
by Tom Stortz | Mar 9, 2026 | General |
My life runs on routine. I don’t drink alcohol on the weekdays. I exercise. I work hard and am productive. These habits have helped me build a solid foundation for my life. Most people live this way, routine most of the time, followed by a short escape. A...
by Sam Stortz | Mar 7, 2026 | General |
Less than an hour ago, a teenager tried to ruin my afternoon. The question is, did I let her stupidity win, or did I overcome? Meghan worked this morning, so Harrison and I took a boys trip to Doylestown. We walked around, got coffee at Starbucks, picked up my running...
by Sam Stortz | Mar 1, 2026 | General |
This isn’t a story about Chess. It’s a story about REDEMPTION. 6 weeks ago I EMBARRASSED myself by admitting that I had an addiction problem. Not to something cool like drinking, or gambling, or cigs, or drugs. No. Instead, I was addicted to blitz chess....
by Sam Stortz | Feb 28, 2026 | General |
In case you’ve been living under a rock, this story on the Ursinus website is going viral. Actually, it’s kind of hard to find, and in the 24 hours it’s been up not one person has reached out saying “I saw you on the UC website!”, which...
by Tom Stortz | Feb 27, 2026 | General |
How do I describe solo travel when you have almost unlimited resources, no fear of any social situation, and no real responsibilities? Let me begin. Day 1 I arrived in Amsterdam on Thursday morning and checked into a nice NH hotel. I hit the attractive receptionist...
by Sam Stortz | Feb 22, 2026 | General |
In 2018 my neighbor stole $40 from me (I got it back). In 2021 an anonymous neighbor stole my Yankee Candles from our lobby. In 2023 I did the PETTIEST thing I’ve ever done in a parking war with a different neighbor. And now, in 2026, we have a new entry to the...
by Tom Stortz | Feb 17, 2026 | General |
It’s easy to admit you’re wrong if you don’t care about being right. I had a sandwich for dinner. Sandwiches are for lunch. I’m heading to Amsterdam tomorrow so I wanted to use up what is in my fridge. I had enough bread and American cheese,...
by Tom Stortz | Feb 16, 2026 | General |
Last Tuesday I was making sales calls in New York and my car stalled while it was one in a customers parking lot. I had parked and turned my car off. I realized I was in the wrong lot and turned it back on, reversed, and started driving. Within 10 seconds the car...
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