Does Anyone Need a TV Stand

Does Anyone Need a TV Stand

Order from Target: 1 x Max Douglas TV Stand. Fedex: Sorry sir, we cannot deliver your Max Douglas TV Stand to your address because no one is there to receive it. Me: Okay, you can send it to Stortz Tools, someone will be there to receive it. Target: Okay, instead of...
Golfing With Gourlay

Golfing With Gourlay

I was putting together a group for golf today and we were short one. I had seen Gourlay the night before at the Union game and he said he was having fun playing the game. I invited him as our 4th two hours before tee time and he said he would play which was a bit of a...
Biden’s Leadership

Biden’s Leadership

Biden’s Misdirection How about addressing the Afghani elephant in the room? I was peacefully watching Judge Judy to be interrupted by a geriatric reading off a teleprompter telling me I need a 3rd booster shot and how everyone needs to get the vaccine. How about...
Sam vs. Gourlay GOLF RESULTS

Sam vs. Gourlay GOLF RESULTS

What. A. Match. The final result. A TIE. 109 to 109. I got off to a hot start shooting a quality 48 on the front 9. Gourlay though was keeping pace with an impressive 52. I faltered on the back 9. It came down to the final hole. I was up 2 strokes and Gourlay hit an...
Sam vs. Gourlay in Golf

Sam vs. Gourlay in Golf

I suck at golf. I’ve always sucked at golf. Gourlay also sucks at golf. You might even say he sucks harder than I do. But I’ve been playing since 2014 and he’s only been ‘really’ playing for like four months. We’ve played a few...
Chess Trash Talk

Chess Trash Talk

The following didn’t even happen to me. It was an exchange between my friend Ruskey and his opponent Gremlinhead after Ruskey pwned him and it’s incredible. People say Chess isn’t cool, or it’s a game for nerds, but the trash talk is just as...
Mindgeek – The Mastermind of Porn

Mindgeek – The Mastermind of Porn

This post morphed from a quick look at the career arc of a pornstar to an investigation of Mindgeek, the owner of all porn people watch. Mindgeek owns Pornhub, RedTube, YouPorn, as well as Brazzers, DigitalPlayground, RealityKings, etc. I was surprised to see it only...
Melanie or Melody?

Melanie or Melody?

I’ve been going to Palm Tree Market for a breakfast sandwich since the start of the pandemic. It’s an Asian run establishment. I’m sure I’m racist for pointing that out. Properly, I have to say that it’s a human establishment, but it does...