by Tom Stortz | Aug 20, 2024 | General |
Zip It Up and Zip It Out Sunday night I woke up in a pool of sweat. My body got trapped in blankets like saran wrap. The cause could be the copious amounts of alcohol consumed Saturday. At 2am, I’m not in the mood to address the situation, so I sleep through it....
by Tom Stortz | Aug 13, 2024 | General |
I was walking down the street and came across a car with a dead battery getting a charge. As I passed, I overheard the one man saying to the other, “what are your plans today, just fucking around?” Mind you, this is 6pm. A few observations: At 6pm, to be...
by Tom Stortz | Aug 13, 2024 | General |
Let’s be honest, this little guy stole the show during the kids fun run. Sorry for the quality, blame Apple. Mayor’s Cup 2024 What is the Mayor’s Cup? Does the mayor attend? Do we call wear cups? These were the normal questions I’m asking...
by Tom Stortz | Aug 6, 2024 | General |
About a month ago, the Shee texted me this. Within 3 minutes I placed the same bet, somehow at +140. Monkey see, monkey do. If you watched the event today, she went off at -290 and won the race. Cash those tickets! Where’s the Blog Announcement? Giving winning...
by Tom Stortz | Jul 30, 2024 | General |
At a young age, and playing all intramural sports, I knew internally that cheating to win was not fun. Stacking teams that created non competitive games was like watching paint dry. Who can forget putting the 5 best players on a team in pickup ball and running court....
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