You’re not a writer…you can’t have writer’s block. How hard can it be to come up with a good topic.

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I was going to do that hottest lesbian post, but fizzled out when aside from Kristen Stewart and Cara Delevingne, everyone wasn’t a full out lesbo, so then it’d be a bi post and that wasn’t as exciting. Do you include Diora Baird? She is one now, but had to convert. So I feel like she shouldn’t make the list. Google her if you’ve never seen her. She has a 10/10 body. Stewart’s legs though would top the list.

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Then I started a post that was spurred from Elizabeth Warren starting shit with Bernie on live TV and how Donald Trump was going to win the election. As I wrote the post, I stopped giving a shit because it was turning conservative and I kept reverting back to how Joe Biden was a creepy fuck. I’ll probably come back to this one later in the election because the fact that he is even in the running is mind boggling.

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Next I was going to mention how I wore jeans without a belt and I’m losing weight. It’s said that it’s harder to lose weight in your 30’s but that’s bullshit. It’s exactly the same. People who argue that are most likely lazy and spewing that bullshit because it makes them feel better. I’m in the best shape of my life and think I could run my fastest 5k time (outside of high school). This topic has no legs though because it’s a humble brag of sorts. Bonus points if you recognize this movie.

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I let a candle burn all night accidentally and started wondering if I was prepared for a full blown fire. I have a fire extinguisher I bought 5 years ago but never used it. Who knows if it works. Sad part was that I was sober and I forgot about it. Considering I live in a row home, that may have caused damage. Luckily it was fine.

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It’s not like I don’t want to write in the blog, you can see though that my topics are mediocre and hardly publishable. This is like one of those clip shows where the writers are on vacation. I’ll only have another post or two before heading off to Germany, Spain, and Italy with Sam. That’ll be another week off from the blog. Sorry you 7 or 8 people. It’ll get better.