I started and finished Bringing Down the House in 36 hours this weekend which is far and away the fastest I’ve ever finished a book (it took me three weeks to finish Green Eggs and Ham).

Now I’m fully confident that I can start a card counting team, but I need players. Rob and Gourlay are both in but they’re in different states, and I need money NOW!

Skills required:

  • Ability to count cards (I can’t help you here)
  • Must NOT get irresponsible drunk while spending hours counting cards

That’s about it.

Naturally I’m going to be the “gorilla” who just goes to the table when you signal to me that the deck’s hot and I get to bet a shitload of money every hand.

I figure we can hit up Sugarhouse for a few weekends in a row, make like $25,000, split it, then quit forever.

Who’s with me?!