As you know, we partake in a Majors Golf fantasy league of sorts. For each Major plus the Players, you draft 6 golfers and go up against the other 57+ people in the pool.

It is nearing the end of the second day of the Masters, and your boy is pulling off something never seen before.

Below is the current standings of the Masters as of 4:38pm on Friday, April 11th, 2025.

That is the top seven.

Now. Below is my team.

In the words of Meatwad, it’s the same damn team! It’s a perfect game. A 300. A Through Fire and Flames full combo. Name your analogy.

Shane Lowry is literally tied for 6th place in the entire tournament, and he doesn’t even make my team! His 6th place in the tournament is not good enough to make the top 5 of my team!

I have done a lot of impressive things in life, but this may top them all. You may be wondering how I chose Justin Rose and none of the other 57 people did. My answer is, I don’t know.

For those curious of the overall standings, here they are.

Is it possible I post on Monday and haven’t won this thing?! I don’t think so. Fanduel would have my team at minus a zillion. Enjoy your weekend.