My neighbor is weird. And I’m not talking about the neighbor who tried to steal $40 from me. This is a different neighbor. He’s ~50 and lives alone with a cat that he yells REALLY LOUDLY at.

Anyway, on Monday our property managers did something nice put chocolate covered pretzels on all of our doors as a happy holidays gift. Wonderful.

It is now Thursday and my weird neighbor hasn’t taken his chocolates into his apartment.

At what point is it fair for me to just take his pretzels?

He’d probably notice that they’re missing, which would be weird. Our other neighbor is handicapped, which doesn’t necessarily bar him from stealing the chocolates, but I just think he’d be much more likely to assume I stole them than our handicapped neighbor.

But even if he knows I took them, does he care? The guy doesn’t want his chocolates! Maybe I write him an anonymous note – “Hey bro, noticed you didn’t want your pretzels. I took them. Happy holidays.”

They’re Asher’s and they’re REALLY tasty. Another day and I’m taking them.