JC: I'm going to need some help here with the alphabet here. I have a dull spot somewhere. 
Us: What?
JC (whispering): elemenoh P. Q R S. T... T... T...
Us: What comes after T?
JC: I'm not sure. L M N O P Q R S. T... V W X Y Z?
Us: Almost! What happened to U?
JC: L M N O P Q R S T Z... Wait.
Us: Now you're just trying to spell Stortz.

This was baffling. After we ‘reminded’ him we kept repeating the last series letters.

Never a dull moment!