by Sam Stortz | Apr 16, 2020 | General |
Supposedly I’ll be receiving $1200 from the Donald. I do not need this money. I’ve read enough about the hard times people are going through and I understand that this $1200 is not meant for me – the government just doesn’t have a good way of...
by Sam Stortz | Apr 13, 2020 | General |
A little bit ago I was telling a story the involved me taking a piss while sitting down and Tom raised eyebrows immediately. Pee sitting down?! I pee sitting down once a day now. Here’s the scenario: During my 4am wake up call, I always take a piss before...
by Sam Stortz | Apr 7, 2020 | General |
I’ve dreamt about Impulse by An Endless Sporadic on Guitar Hero III THREE times in the past week. The first time, Tom and Millie Bobby Brown were going to the super market and I wanted to practice to impress her when they came back, but I kind of sucked. The...
by Sam Stortz | Apr 2, 2020 | General |
The half asleep brain is incredible. Last night, after reading some of my Led Zeppelin book, I went to bed mentally deep diving through the live rendition of Stairway from 1973, just playing through it in my head while half asleep. Then I got fixated on that first...
by Sam Stortz | Mar 31, 2020 | General |
I wrote that I was going to stop running during the quarantine and fix my Achilles. That’s still happening, but I decided I’m going to get absolutely JACKED in the meantime. I should start by saying I have NO IDEA what I’m doing when it comes to...
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