I Like When Other People Make Mistakes

I Like When Other People Make Mistakes

The featured image is a clip of an article on ESPN right now. It says: ‘BAYLOR made $4.1 million this season as Baylor’s coach.’ OBVIOUSLY it’s supposed to say Rhule, not Baylor. Anyone with a brain knows that. And it’s in the second...
How did I do on 2019 Goals

How did I do on 2019 Goals

Below is a list of goals I set in January 2019. I GUARANTEED 75% completion, and managed to do 9 out of 20, though my Achilles ruined five of them, so 9/15 is 60%, not terrible. I was happy to do some, sad to miss out on others, and will have a 2020 list shortly. Go...
My New Paper Writing Song

My New Paper Writing Song

In college, I had two songs that I wrote papers to. The first was Soothsayer by Buckethead – a 9 minute guitar instrumental that slaps. The second was the 17 minute version of Shine On You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd. Both were long songs that you sort of...
JC and the ABCs

JC and the ABCs

JC: I’m going to need some help here with the alphabet here. I have a dull spot somewhere. Us: What? JC (whispering): elemenoh P. Q R S. T… T… T… Us: What comes after T? JC: I’m not sure. L M N O P Q R S. T… V W X Y Z? Us: Almost!...
My Neighbors Chocolates

My Neighbors Chocolates

My neighbor is weird. And I’m not talking about the neighbor who tried to steal $40 from me. This is a different neighbor. He’s ~50 and lives alone with a cat that he yells REALLY LOUDLY at. Anyway, on Monday our property managers did something nice put...