The FaceApp has blasted off due to its ability to accurately depict how you will age. It reminds me of this scene in Silicon Valley. Richard had wowed the tech world shrinking file sizes, was replaced as CEO from his own company, and here he is applying for a new job.
The smartest people in our world are developing pointless apps to make billions of dollars. Showing you how you age is a meaningless, fun exercise. This Instagram post from Dwayne Wade got 300k likes which is more views than this blog will get…ever.
We’re pouring ice on our heads. Eating Tide pods. Kicking caps off bottles. Taking pictures of of dicks and sending them to Megan Wishesshehadapeeno, Shit is crazy.
I had to do some research so enjoy at your own amusement.
It’s an internal, unsettling feeling that as much as I want to refute the trends, if I don’t embrace them, I’ll get left behind. Yet I know that it doesn’t feel right as I sit here staring at this Dwayne Wade picture and consider these are the results after searching FaceApp.
Major networks are picking up whether DeMar DeRozan likes his old man look? He’s not even recognizable by 95% of the USA. Who is writing this drek? It pains me to even write this because I feel like a curmudgeon, but this is not good for society. I’d argue the dumbing down of our society is worse than Trump.
