The Details Make the Trip

The Details Make the Trip

The European Trip Report Do you see how dehydrated I am! These fuckers only drink sparkling! I’m opinionated. Today I told my mom that her chocolate chip cookies weren’t her best. Normally I love her cookies, but that batch was a bit off, and I wish I...
Recharging the Batteries

Recharging the Batteries

Traveling for lengthy periods of time is challenging. Poor sleep schedule. Weird eating habits. Lack of exercise. Drinking until 1am. Combine this with days where you’re traveling to a new city by train every 2-3 days and you’re out of your routine....
Who TF is Elvis Smylie?

Who TF is Elvis Smylie?

It’s a nice feeling to wake up at 3:08am and see Elvis Smylie hold the 1st round lead at the Australian PGA Championship at 90-1. But you only post winning screenshots! First of all I never win, so false, and I’m down $16,418 betting on golf since...
What Changes Stays the Same

What Changes Stays the Same

I have hundreds of different thoughts from my last 12 days spent in Europe that I’m unsure how to compile that information into a thoughtful post about my experience. A trip report is too lengthy and individual topics don’t have enough meat. I’ll...
I’m Going to Hit a Deer With My Car

I’m Going to Hit a Deer With My Car

I’ve never hit a deer in my life, but it is now almost certain that it will happen within the next 1 day to 5 years. I’m bracing myself for it. The reason is that I’m now running in Newtown after work, meaning I’ve chosen to run in the light...
Reactions to a Second Trump Win

Reactions to a Second Trump Win

Trump will be President a second time. This is a rambling of thoughts about the outcome and how I feel. Who I Voted For Briefly, I voted for Kamala. I didn’t think she was an A+ candidate, but like a lot of people, Trump specifically was my issue. As I’ve...