by Sam Stortz | Apr 13, 2020 | General |
A little bit ago I was telling a story the involved me taking a piss while sitting down and Tom raised eyebrows immediately. Pee sitting down?! I pee sitting down once a day now. Here’s the scenario: During my 4am wake up call, I always take a piss before...
by Tom Stortz | Apr 10, 2020 | General |
https://youtu.be/iH4v7Gtg3dw I’ve never seen this video before today and this is gold. This kid in the green & blue striped shirt pulls off one of the dirtiest moves seen on a children’s show. How can production let that get to air?...
by Tom Stortz | Apr 10, 2020 | General |
Who doesn’t like a story about an interaction with the police? It’s because it’s not supposed to happen and that’s what makes it intriguing. I’ve had a few that I’ll recollect in this blog post. The Beer Bong – Age 17 –...
by Tom Stortz | Apr 8, 2020 | General |
The Doom and Gloom thinking is surrounding everyone. If you are going outside with a mask because the virus can float in the air for 37 feet, you are taking it seriously. That’s a joke before you immediately start thinking I’m one of those people because...
by Sam Stortz | Apr 7, 2020 | General |
I’ve dreamt about Impulse by An Endless Sporadic on Guitar Hero III THREE times in the past week. The first time, Tom and Millie Bobby Brown were going to the super market and I wanted to practice to impress her when they came back, but I kind of sucked. The...
by Tom Stortz | Apr 5, 2020 | General |
“We’re destroying the world because we are, in a very literal and deliberate way, at war with it. Do You See a Problem Here? Bats can pass along viruses in their poop: If they drop feces onto a piece of fruit that a civet then eats, the civet can become a...
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