Gamblers split tens

Three months ago a new friend at a wedding asked me: You're a runner right, what's your 5k time? Like under 20? 19 minutes? 18?!" I slyly replied, knowing it would provoke a big reaction. Ah, the last one I ran was like 15:40 something. It did indeed provoke a big...

Do you know who Brian Thompson is? What about Luigi Mangione? Thompson being the victim and Mangione being the murderer finally caught. The former being a passing name at this point. A CEO of the 16th largest company in the world. Not health insurance companies, all...

With Spotify Wrapped having it's annual moment, here's my quick breakdown. According to Spotify, I listened to about 60,000 minutes of stuff. Podcasts / audio books made up about 35,000 minutes vs 25,000 minutes of music. I don't know how that compares to others, but...

My lease is ending at the Carson which is a "luxury" apartment complex on 5th and Spring Garden. Both of my closet door handles fell off completely and my shower leaked on day 1 that I puttied without even notifying management. Aside from minor grievances, it's not...

...On the other hand, it might easily be something as simple & basically perverse as whatever instinct it is that causes a jackrabbit to wait until the last possible second to dart across the road in front of a speeding car. People who claim to know jackrabbits...

The European Trip Report Do you see how dehydrated I am! These fuckers only drink sparkling! I'm opinionated. Today I told my mom that her chocolate chip cookies weren't her best. Normally I love her cookies, but that batch was a bit off, and I wish I didn't say a...

Traveling for lengthy periods of time is challenging. Poor sleep schedule. Weird eating habits. Lack of exercise. Drinking until 1am. Combine this with days where you're traveling to a new city by train every 2-3 days and you're out of your routine. Wildly. Being in...

It's a nice feeling to wake up at 3:08am and see Elvis Smylie hold the 1st round lead at the Australian PGA Championship at 90-1. But you only post winning screenshots! First of all I never win, so false, and I'm down $16,418 betting on golf since '18, so give me one....

I have hundreds of different thoughts from my last 12 days spent in Europe that I'm unsure how to compile that information into a thoughtful post about my experience. A trip report is too lengthy and individual topics don't have enough meat. I'll layout experiences in...