When I was in Berlin I came up with my political platform “Too Much Change”. It’s possible that this gets misconstrued that the world is changing too much. Let me stop you there. I’m running on the platform that there are too many pennies, nickels, and dimes.

So once I get people’s attention about how clever this platform title is, then I’ll start hitting them with everyone is equal except white people (we’re inferior so we get special privileges), every corporation must be run by someone with a disability, and cities will be comprised of spies who are judges of society and can act whenever they please but in an undercover fashion. Crime rates will be lower than ever and paranoia at an all time high. People will eat this up.

Back to reality, I could run for office. Not that I’d want to. I enjoy capitalism and seeing good ideas and hard work vault themselves to success. In my old age, I’ve started working in groups and associations and people don’t know how to make decisions. I can and I’m hungrier than ever. Cashing checks and snapping necks. Give me tasks and I’ll accomplish them and make them run smoothly. I can communicate, meet deadlines, and make sure people are happy. Now all I need is to find a wife, cut out the alcohol and gambling, and grow up. LOL.

I’ll be heading out of the country again at the beginning of December and I’ll see Frankfurt, Prague, and Budapest which should be entertaining. Maybe I’ll learn some global politics and come back after exploring how their monetary system works a bit further. The solo traveling isn’t ideal but it makes you tougher.