Good vs. Evil

Magic vs. Bird

Eminem vs. Machine Gun Kelly

And now…

The Wamps vs. Wild Turkeys

Tom and I are facing each other in the semi-finals of our $150 fantasy league where our teams took two very different paths to the playoffs. 

But first, a quick look at our manager comparison:

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The Wamps (Sam)

Despite drafting Leveon Bell with the second overall pick, I scored over 120 points seven of the first nine weeks to start off 8-1. 

Then I put up an unthinkable 55 points in week 10 and my team has been ‘okay’ ever since. 

I finished 10-3 to nab the #2 seed and a first round bye.

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Wild Turkeys (Tom)

After only breaking 120 once in the first five weeks, Tom started gaining momentum and putting up some monster weeks (including three weeks above 150) and an 8-5 record for the #3 seed.

His playoff quarterfinal was an impressive 151 – 121 beat down.

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The Projected Matchup

Line ups may change slightly but this is pretty much it.

TC’s running back tandem is deadly. What’s worse is that he proposed a week 2 trade of Saquon for Leveon which I declined.

My James White / Sony Michel 1-2 punch cooled off hugely since James fucking Devlin is getting all the TD carries now and Rex Cuckhead is back.

Should we wager anything further?

Is a spot in the final and pride enough on the line?

Ideas for side bets:

• Winner gets to choose losing team’s name for next year (I’d pick King Cuck, Lord Cuck, Cuck Overseer, etc.)
• Loser gets a tattoo of the winning team’s name on their forehead
• Loser swaps salaries with the winner

Thoughts?