THE Stortz Tools Parking Battle

THE Stortz Tools Parking Battle

Construction workers do not give a fuck about “NO PARKING” signs. This is evident by the 100 rotating construction workers who park right beneath the “NO PARKING” sign at Stortz Tools every single day. The reason it’s no parking there is...
John Mulaney… Isn’t That Funny?

John Mulaney… Isn’t That Funny?

On the five hour drive home from Pittsburgh, Meghan and I listened to three straight stand up sets by John Mulaney. Then, on Monday we watched his most recent Netflix Special. My exposure to Mulaney has been limited. I know who he is, I know he had some drug issues a...
Post Broad Street 2023 – Smashed It

Post Broad Street 2023 – Smashed It

Dave, if you thought my pre Broad Street post was “Self fellatio”, just wait until you read this. Pre Race The week leading up to the race was bad. I slept a lot, hydrated like hell, and ate healthy(ish), but my legs felt horrible. Every run felt like...
100 Days in a Row – Pre Broad Street 2023

100 Days in a Row – Pre Broad Street 2023

The Streak After my run today, I have run exactly 100 days in a row. My last day off was January 17th. I wrote this post back on February 2nd saying I was getting a coach! I did, and I followed his plan nearly 100%. Coincidentally he’s telling me to take off...