by Sam Stortz | May 29, 2023 | General |
Last night, with a mild hangover and feeling tired, I decided to finally watch Silence of the Lambs. Obviously it’s famous, winning Best Picture in 1991, but aside from “Hello Clarice”, Fava beans, Hannibal being a cannibal, and “it’s...
by Sam Stortz | May 22, 2023 | General |
BEFORE In one hour, Meghan and I are getting pedicures. I’m excited. I’ve had one before like 8 years ago with Laura and only remember thinking it was too intense. I am of the opinion that some men don’t enjoy delicacies like this due to social...
by Sam Stortz | May 16, 2023 | General |
Construction workers do not give a fuck about “NO PARKING” signs. This is evident by the 100 rotating construction workers who park right beneath the “NO PARKING” sign at Stortz Tools every single day. The reason it’s no parking there is...
by Sam Stortz | May 10, 2023 | General |
On the five hour drive home from Pittsburgh, Meghan and I listened to three straight stand up sets by John Mulaney. Then, on Monday we watched his most recent Netflix Special. My exposure to Mulaney has been limited. I know who he is, I know he had some drug issues a...
by Sam Stortz | May 8, 2023 | General |
Yesterday I raced the Pittsburgh Half Marathon. The last half marathon I raced was the the Philly Half in 2019 and recapped it in this post. At the time, running sucked and I finished in 80:40. Four years later and running has done a 180. Pittsburgh was the cherry on...
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