by Sam Stortz | Dec 9, 2022 | General |
It’s that time of year again. Boy is it time. Yep, it’s time to discuss with Tom and Jeff the idea of throwing a Stortz Tools Holiday Party only to end up not doing it. It’s a tradition at this point. Yep. It’s time. Let’s break this down...
by Tom Stortz | Dec 7, 2022 | General |
I’m posting this as is without editing or pictures. It’ll be funny how the two takes differ as I’m still not reading his until this is posted. Shee’s take: Sometimes you just know something is going to happen. A premonition, it happens to me all of...
by Tom Stortz | Dec 7, 2022 | General |
You’re in for a lucky treat. Last night, content for a dramatic blog post was created at South Bowl. This post will go over my viewpoint and you’ll also get to read a completely separate viewpoint from Mr. 183. I didn’t read Adam’s post before...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 30, 2022 | General |
Ruggs, 22, is accused of causing the predawn crash by driving drunk at speeds up to 156 mph with his girlfriend in his Corvette sports car before it slammed into the rear of Tintor’s Toyota RAV4 on a residential street where the speed limit is 45 mph. November...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 28, 2022 | General |
Yesterday was a nice cash for me in the $27 Blind Side. There were 4,319 entries and I got 3rd. This was good for $2,500. This is a single entry tournament which I prefer more than the ones where people put 150 lineups in. Here was the team: Josh Jacobs Wins the Cash!...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 27, 2022 | General |
I’ve always had an interest in psychedelics. Specifically the sort of life altering experiences that many have while on them. There are a million descriptions, but here’s one per Wikipedia: A state of bliss, a participation mystique, a connectedness with...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 24, 2022 | General |
I stay with my sporting convictions. They are usually caused by a moment in a game or event where I say, “that athlete is better than everyone else”. OBJ’s 1 handed catch. Jamaal Charles running for 259 yards in ’09. Louis taking down Spieth...
by Tom Stortz | Nov 23, 2022 | General |
If You Shake it More Than Twice… Going to the bathroom as a male is easy. There are usually 2 or 3 urinals, you whip out your pecker, and you take a piss. The only issue is when you’re taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss and you let the last 2 seconds...
by Sam Stortz | Nov 22, 2022 | General |
I want to start by saying this – absolutely no one cares about your fantasy football team. With that said, allow me to post about my fantasy football team. I am not complaining. I am not saying that fantasy is unfair, that I am unlucky, or anything of that sort....
by Sam Stortz | Nov 20, 2022 | General |
It’s never as easy as it seems! Yesterday’s race went pretty poorly. I finished in 27:55 despite declaring my goal of breaking 27:00. My splits were roughly: 5:30 5:40 5:45 5:35 5:25 It was cold, high 30s at the start and the wind made miles 2 & 3...
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