by Tom Stortz | Sep 4, 2024 | General |
Jordan vs Bryon Russell. Shaq vs Chris Dudley. Wilt Chamberlain vs Janitor #3. No sane person chooses Honey Nut Cheerios over Frosted Flakes. Today I bought Honey Nut Cheerios. I was a cereal eater when I was a kid. Kix. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Rice Krispie Treats....
by Tom Stortz | Sep 2, 2024 | General |
210 Vine St has been in the family for over 200 years and it is being demolished in a few weeks. Built by thousands of bricks in the 1800’s, this building held strong until the bitter end. I’m sad to see it go, but not overly emotional. Was it the water...
by Tom Stortz | Sep 2, 2024 | General |
I shot an 82 on Saturday from the blue tees at Bella Vista. I had a minor rule infraction on hole 12. After hitting a thin ball into the thicket from 200, I re-teed about 40 yards further up and hit another one in. I then hit a shot over into a bunker behind the...
by Tom Stortz | Aug 29, 2024 | General |
This got a rise out of me. Walking Bets! DBacks F5 ML or MLDodgers MLAs F5 MLBrown: Under 5.5 Ks Francis: Under 5.5 Hits Allowed pic.twitter.com/dcdn6mjkjd — Taylor Mathis (@TMathSports) August 29, 2024 I started researching her picks with my mouse in my right...
by Tom Stortz | Aug 28, 2024 | General |
I have 38 minutes left in my 1 hour Guillotine draft. I’ve returned from a run I didn’t want to do. After only running 2 days of the last 10, drinking 50 beers during those days, and doing 6 miles yesterday, my groin was feeling it. I took 4 steps today,...
by Tom Stortz | Aug 27, 2024 | General |
Do I know if this letter of guilt is real? X account House Judiciary GOP with a checkmark seems real. The Meta letterhead looks real. Many other verified accounts are retweeting it. How could you know? Mark Zuckerberg just admitted three things: 1. Biden-Harris Admin...
by Sam Stortz | Aug 24, 2024 | General |
This post is about about responding to failure. Last night was round 3 of the NPCC August chess tournament. Round 1 – I played a 16 year old and lost a close game which I was totally fine with. Round 2 – I played a 7 year old and beat him because he was...
by Tom Stortz | Aug 20, 2024 | General |
Zip It Up and Zip It Out Sunday night I woke up in a pool of sweat. My body got trapped in blankets like saran wrap. The cause could be the copious amounts of alcohol consumed Saturday. At 2am, I’m not in the mood to address the situation, so I sleep through it....
by Tom Stortz | Aug 13, 2024 | General |
I was walking down the street and came across a car with a dead battery getting a charge. As I passed, I overheard the one man saying to the other, “what are your plans today, just fucking around?” Mind you, this is 6pm. A few observations: At 6pm, to be...
by Tom Stortz | Aug 13, 2024 | General |
Let’s be honest, this little guy stole the show during the kids fun run. Sorry for the quality, blame Apple. Mayor’s Cup 2024 What is the Mayor’s Cup? Does the mayor attend? Do we call wear cups? These were the normal questions I’m asking...
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