I Bought a Really Expensive Treadmill

I Bought a Really Expensive Treadmill

Based on that title, how much would you guess I spent? I planned to have a poll below to see what people thought “really expensive” meant but our website sucks and although I MIGHT have the ability to do it, I’m also relieved I don’t have to...
Bagelpocalypse Now

Bagelpocalypse Now

I have a morning routine: I’m usually up around 6, and start the morning with a breakfast sandwich. After a year of getting bacon, I’ve gone back to sausage, egg, and cheese. Between Newtown and Philly, I’ve got a rotation of about ten spots where I know the quality,...
How Much is it Worth?

How Much is it Worth?

On 10/14, I injured my right knee in a non-contact incident on a new treadmill. Since then, I’ve been stuck using the elliptical. I’ll argue the elliptical is actually harder than running when the resistance is maxed out – you can go all-out on it and end up...
I Thought You Were My Age!

I Thought You Were My Age!

This is what the guy said to me at the AT&T store last weekend after I gave him my license. In fact, the full quote was: AT&T Guy – 1991?? Dude I thought you were my age. Me – What the fuck is that supposed to mean, how old are you? AT&T Guy...
Gym NPC’s

Gym NPC’s

City Fitness in Northern Liberties is a great gym. The staff takes their jobs seriously – the towelettes are always stocked for wiping down machines, they hand out fresh sweat towels every session, there are dozens of trainers available, and the equipment is...
What a Difference Sleep Makes

What a Difference Sleep Makes

Not many will find this post interesting, but it is a necessary update in my life. The last ~5 weeks have been very difficult. A typical night goes like this: 7:30pm – Put Harrison down to sleep 8:30pm – Go sleep ourselves 11:00pm – Harrison wakes up...
My Updated Opinion on AI

My Updated Opinion on AI

A year ago there wasn’t a huge sample size of what AI generated output looked like. Now that thousands of individuals / companies are producing AI material, you start to sniff out what “feels” fake. Am I saying that all information from AI is fake?...
How Long to Eat an iPad?

How Long to Eat an iPad?

How long would it take you to eat an iPad? This is a question I thought of like 15 years ago. A day? A week? A year? What’s your strategy? Are you allowed to melt it down? Or blend it into a smoothie? Do you need to space out certain parts so you don’t die? There are...
The Internet Invitational

The Internet Invitational

I’d recommend checking out the Internet Invitational, a 48-player golf tournament that’s now down to the final six after the most recent episode. The event is run by Barstool Sports and promoted by Bob Does Sports, along with several other golf influencers and...
Never a Dowdle

Never a Dowdle

When JC came back to Vegas he was telling me how his friends were playing blackjack min betting watching their stacks were getting worn down. JC’s strategy is plunging. This is where you pick a spot and throw your stack on the line. It leads to wild swings but...