Being Sober For 9 Days

Being Sober For 9 Days

My toilet ran. The last time I tried to change the guts on the toilet I stripped a nut and had to call a plumber. My solution this time was to turn the water off…until this week. I bought a kit, drained the tank water, swapped the flappers, and fixed it. It took...
You Clean Your Towels How Often?

You Clean Your Towels How Often?

Towel Cleaning Poll This was a poll that I couldn’t believe the results and responses. How many times do you use a towel after showering before putting it in the washer? — Jonathan Bales (@BalesFootball) March 28, 2023 What. The. Hell? personally need the...
Day 14,325

Day 14,325

Day 14,325 started unlike most others. After taking a morning pee, I noticed there was not an unwrapped toilet paper atop the porcelain casing. I don’t use a wall roller as it’s archaic and inefficient. I took off the wrapper and started peeling the first...
Latest Hit

Latest Hit

Nick Bachem was the only golfer to come through for me yesterday to hit a 100-1 that I had $20 on. This was a 2k hit where I quickly lost some on Rory and Scottie only to get it back on SDSU and Miami. A solid Sunday and a new biggest single bet hit to my record. Here...
A Conversation Within Earshot

A Conversation Within Earshot

Having breakfast at 3rd and Spring Garden today I overheard 2 black men in their 60’s having a conversation. They sounded exactly like my dad. Technology “I am hot. I dropped my phone in water last night. Then I forgot my password and couldn’t get...