NOLA Teaser

NOLA Teaser

I’m sure everyone is anxiously awaiting a trip report from Jordan’s bachelor party in New Orleans. I want to make sure it’s done right so I’m waiting on media from other people because I couldn’t take any of my own. More on that next...
San Diego Recap

San Diego Recap

Last Thursday I flew to San Diego for Rob’s Bachelor party. This post has no purpose other than chronicling what we did. Thursday I met Satchel at his house and immediately took a weed edible. Then we went to a local Mexican restaurant and got burritos.Abud...
Don’t Worry. Be Happy.

Don’t Worry. Be Happy.

The 3rd day of a 3 day long weekend is always my toughest. An off day if you will. I wake up and know that I need to get a new shower head because it drips. The base board near the front door needs to be replaced because it swells in humid weather and catches. The...
Can There Be 2 Sides?

Can There Be 2 Sides?

I’m a Republican. Individuality and meritocracy are top priorities. Capitalism is not an enemy, but a motivator. However, this does not make me reject opinions from democrats. I support pro-choice for instance. I’m sure if you gave me a list of values I...
StortzFest 2021 Recap

StortzFest 2021 Recap

I’ll do my best to mention as many people who attended our party this past Saturday, and also read the blog, as I can remember. I’ll start by thanking my mom who did a lot of heavy lifting by getting the tent and primary set up, Julia and Laura for...
Stortz Fest 2021

Stortz Fest 2021

This Saturday, August 28th, Stortz Fest 2021 is going down. What is Stortz Fest? Good question! It’s a party at my parents house in the suburbs starting around 4pm. There will be a lot of Stortz relatives and friends. What will happen there? Good question!...