Grading Stupidity

Grading Stupidity

I’m traveling to Florida tomorrow morning and decided to give the peons one last post before I’m MIA until next Monday. Rating is out of 5 facepalms. Wearing Hair Gel Working Out – ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️ Perhaps this should go on the douchebag meter...
Runners, Help Me Buy a Watch

Runners, Help Me Buy a Watch

For years I used a basic Timex plus a Mighty for music on my runs and they worked great. Everything went to shit when the Mighty stopped working with Airpods which still baffles me. Since then I’ve joined Strava and now log my runs there. However, I have to...
A Stortz Bun Run

A Stortz Bun Run

Jordan said he doesn’t like my idea posts, only the people posts. This strikes me as odd because most people who read this blog don’t even personally know who I write about. If you do happen to know the people, I promise it’s only slightly more...
When Law Goes Right

When Law Goes Right

The more I learn law and politics, the happier I am I spent 0% of my life understanding it. I come from the confounds that simpler is better. Law practices that the more complex, the more job security you have. Practicality is not the law’s first priority. When...
The New Guy

The New Guy

This weekend I went to Pittsburgh with Meghan for one of her best friend’s wedding’s. I’d only met one of her friends prior as well as her parents, but everyone else at the wedding was a new face. Not only that, but Meghan was IN the wedding, so I...
5-5-5

5-5-5

I had a standing golf bet with Adam where we played for $5 on each the front, back, and total score. He has since backed out of the bet and I don’t think it’s because he was losing too much. He just knew he was going to lose and quit before it got ugly. A...