Should You Be Scared of Hell?

Should You Be Scared of Hell?

It’s scary to think about death. The best warriors would consider themselves dead already before they fought so that there was no fear on the battlefield. Fighting to survive is usually the best way to fail/die (i.e. when Christian Bale had to make that jump...
My Drunken Conversations

My Drunken Conversations

Last Thursday I had a chance to stay at the Gaylord Palms Resort in Kissimmee, Florida. I was there for a trade show and took liberty at their first class pool and have a few drinks to enjoy the scenery. I am reading Jordan Peterson’s 12 Rules of Life as the...
From Riches to Palm Beach Rags

From Riches to Palm Beach Rags

PHIL went up 30% on Friday and I’m only $.9845 away from being a Phillionaire. I was flying high with this new found money and had already mentally spent it on hookers and blow when I arrived in Palm Beach. Little did I know that even if I became a many times...
Am I Too Old for This?

Am I Too Old for This?

Six years ago I had the above image turned into a poster and hung it on my wall. I was 23 and living in Manayunk / away from my parents for the first time. This poster was hilarious and awesome and I felt like a cool young independent guy. Three years later, at 26, I...
Grading Stupidity

Grading Stupidity

I’m traveling to Florida tomorrow morning and decided to give the peons one last post before I’m MIA until next Monday. Rating is out of 5 facepalms. Wearing Hair Gel Working Out – ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️ Perhaps this should go on the douchebag meter...