Revisiting the Bicentennial

Revisiting the Bicentennial

Back in my heyday, I was a big ‘challenges’ guy. Always looking for creative ways to display my alpha qualities like running and blacking out. Chicks couldn’t get enough of it. When I blacked out for the 24-24-24 and was spitting up tacos all over...
Being Sober For 9 Days

Being Sober For 9 Days

My toilet ran. The last time I tried to change the guts on the toilet I stripped a nut and had to call a plumber. My solution this time was to turn the water off…until this week. I bought a kit, drained the tank water, swapped the flappers, and fixed it. It took...
You Clean Your Towels How Often?

You Clean Your Towels How Often?

Towel Cleaning Poll This was a poll that I couldn’t believe the results and responses. How many times do you use a towel after showering before putting it in the washer? — Jonathan Bales (@BalesFootball) March 28, 2023 What. The. Hell? personally need the...
Day 14,325

Day 14,325

Day 14,325 started unlike most others. After taking a morning pee, I noticed there was not an unwrapped toilet paper atop the porcelain casing. I don’t use a wall roller as it’s archaic and inefficient. I took off the wrapper and started peeling the first...
Latest Hit

Latest Hit

Nick Bachem was the only golfer to come through for me yesterday to hit a 100-1 that I had $20 on. This was a 2k hit where I quickly lost some on Rory and Scottie only to get it back on SDSU and Miami. A solid Sunday and a new biggest single bet hit to my record. Here...
Golf Sweat Tomorrow

Golf Sweat Tomorrow

It has cost me to being down $366 dollars to have the following chances tomorrow. This means that I’ve bet on around 30 other golfers who have already lost to get me to this point. I’ve used Ben Coley for matchups, Bradley Todd for the outrights, and a few...