Who’s the Master Chief?

Who’s the Master Chief?

I stay with my sporting convictions. They are usually caused by a moment in a game or event where I say, “that athlete is better than everyone else”. OBJ’s 1 handed catch. Jamaal Charles running for 259 yards in ’09. Louis taking down Spieth...
Escaping to the Stall

Escaping to the Stall

If You Shake it More Than Twice… Going to the bathroom as a male is easy. There are usually 2 or 3 urinals, you whip out your pecker, and you take a piss. The only issue is when you’re taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss and you let the last 2 seconds...
The Tragedy of The Wamps in 2022

The Tragedy of The Wamps in 2022

I want to start by saying this – absolutely no one cares about your fantasy football team. With that said, allow me to post about my fantasy football team. I am not complaining. I am not saying that fantasy is unfair, that I am unlucky, or anything of that sort....
Post Rothman 8k 2022 😔

Post Rothman 8k 2022 😔

It’s never as easy as it seems! Yesterday’s race went pretty poorly. I finished in 27:55 despite declaring my goal of breaking 27:00. My splits were roughly: 5:30 5:40 5:45 5:35 5:25 It was cold, high 30s at the start and the wind made miles 2 & 3...
Pre Rothman 8k 2022

Pre Rothman 8k 2022

Tomorrow I will be racing the Rothman 8k What’s my goal? Glad you asked! Here are the notes about my recent training: 40 miles per week the last 6 weeks or so 9:56 3200m race at Ursinus two weeks ago Tempos around 5:40-5:45 pace, cruise miles around 5:30-5:35 My...
You Just Don’t Get It, Do You?

You Just Don’t Get It, Do You?

Do I lose my shit if people violate the rules of society? The older I get, the more it feels like I have an obligation to point out the missteps of others. How do I know I’m right? You be the judge. Weight Room Sitter – I started going to the gym again and...