I’ve been in the city for a month and really need a haircut.

Doing my best Lloyd Christmas impression.

I can’t turn to Tom for advice cause he has no fucking idea what he’s doing and he’s been living in the city for 10 years.

So two things:


Where should I go to get a haircut?

I’ve gone to Great Clips and Supercuts for the last 5 years and am used to paying $20 total. But I’m ready for a change.

However, everywhere in Philly is fancier than what I’m used to, intimidating even.

I need recommendations.


WHAT kind of haircut should I get??

I’m ready for something different. Like the super short on the sides and super long on the top. Or maybe a total buzz cut.

I kind of want to just walk in and say “Can you make me look like less of a cuck”.

HELP ME