I’ve been in the city for a month and really need a haircut.

Doing my best Lloyd Christmas impression.
I can’t turn to Tom for advice cause he has no fucking idea what he’s doing and he’s been living in the city for 10 years.
So two things:
Where should I go to get a haircut?
I’ve gone to Great Clips and Supercuts for the last 5 years and am used to paying $20 total. But I’m ready for a change.
However, everywhere in Philly is fancier than what I’m used to, intimidating even.
I need recommendations.
WHAT kind of haircut should I get??
I’m ready for something different. Like the super short on the sides and super long on the top. Or maybe a total buzz cut.
I kind of want to just walk in and say “Can you make me look like less of a cuck”.
Ask John Ryder, he always has a fancy haircut going on. Also, dear God, take a shower.
Duuuuude, less hair is all the rage! I can help ya out and absolutely crush your hairline.
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UPDATE
I went to Supercuts on 2nd Street near South and it was great. I figured I could pay $40 for a haircut and say “3 on the sides, scissors on the top” or I could go to Supercuts and pay $18 for the same thing.